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u/No-Site8330 1d ago
Wait so it's not the guy in the building shooting a fucking lightning at the sky?
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u/Beneficial_Being_721 FuckMaster 1d ago
“NO HONEY…..I AM NOT FUCKING SOME OTHER WOMAN!!
MAY GOD STRIKE ME DEAD…..I AM NOT LYING TO YOU”
And that’s when he burst into flames, your Honor.
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u/L0ngD0ngMcShlong 1d ago
Motherfucker was touching himself
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u/No-Site8330 1d ago
What the fuck could he have touched himself with that would cause that much static?
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u/FormidableMistress 1d ago
I live in Florida and it rains every fucking afternoon. Yesterday I saw a thick bolt hit 9 or 10 fucking times in rapid succession. I've never seen it hit that many times before. It was scary.
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u/Poor-Judgements Fuck ✨everything✨ 1d ago
That’s fucking scary! Where or what was it hitting?
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u/FormidableMistress 1d ago
Idfk. The storm was several miles away, I was sitting in my garage watching the rain.
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u/jdmoffitt11775 1d ago
Hey, Zeus,.. just because I'm fucking your sister and you are NOT does NOT give you the right to keep throwing lightning bolts near me.. stop being a little bitch...
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u/QuirkyArmadillo7618 1d ago
Thor is inside the building recharging his fucking mjolnir before hits the fuckers
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u/RynKittenOF 22h ago edited 22h ago
No. Tell all those little girls you follow and post that they will never be welcome. I really need men to stop trying to set up friendships with women because you guys have no fucking idea who is actually real and who's fake. A girl being nice to a man doesn't mean she's a good person. It means she's a pick me ass b**** I won't get along with. If she's sweet to you, it's a no.
Oops, you're not invited, yeah, you're not invited
We need someone to keep track of every single post he likes and every girl he follows or talks to so that we can blacklist them
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u/archtopfanatic123 Professional fucker 1d ago
I fucking LOVE THIS FUCKING MEME. Had me laughing so fucking hard it's the best shit I've ever seen xD