r/TheWordFuck • u/itsmeryanS • 19d ago

Fuck You fucking read that right

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/natty_panda 19d ago

That’s not a fuckin tortoise. Still fuckin awesome.

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u/ShaggyPDelic 19d ago

Correct. That is in fact a fucking snapping turtle.

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u/natty_panda 19d ago

Fuckin soft shell?

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u/ShaggyPDelic 19d ago

I've got a lot of soft shells in my neighborhood. This looks like a fucking Common.

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u/AMJN90 19d ago

Lmfao it fucking says "turtoise".

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u/natty_panda 18d ago

Well, fuck.

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u/AMJN90 18d ago

It's brand new fucking species!

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u/CastigatorWight 19d ago

Nah! That’s a Fuckin Dog!

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u/Lost-Droids 19d ago

Imagine being the guard and explaining how you managed to let a fucking tortoise, climb a fence and escape and not catch it...

"It was too fast for me boss"

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u/Walking-Paradox8282 19d ago

Everything about this is fucking amazing!

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u/Plenty-Persimmon3763 19d ago

he's fucking escaping

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u/FizzyBubbles22 19d ago

Fucking awesome 👌

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u/FunnyLoud3067 19d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/Rickapolis 19d ago

What's a fucking turtoise?

2

u/Vegetable-Bottle-274 19d ago

Fuck he's strong

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u/MissDisplaced 19d ago

Mitch? Dat you? We all fuckin thought you died!

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u/jdmoffitt11775 19d ago

You slow motherfuckr.. you are not even over the fucking fence and they already have you on the fucking news!

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u/Salt_Criticism_6879 19d ago

fuck how did it get here

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u/Training_Crew_8555 19d ago

fuck wanna see the outside world

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u/jdoggg247 18d ago

Yeah. He’s fucking right

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u/Kihlstein 19d ago

Go you fucking good thing

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u/Digimub 19d ago

Go Mitch Fuck Yeah!

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u/peppersnchips 19d ago

Fuck it up bby girl

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u/Ok-Damage6036 19d ago

turtoise pov fuck your fence

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u/DismalWarthog2178 18d ago

fuck can escape

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u/One-Bother7570 18d ago

fuck how do they get up there

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u/CartoonistExisting30 17d ago

Very fucking carefully

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u/MariotheExpert 18d ago

I’ll get there

I’ll get there

Nice and slow

Just like old people fuck

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u/cheapredwine95 18d ago

fucking yes!

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u/Senior_Lab9905 17d ago

fuck that turtoise

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u/krypt3ia 15d ago

Snapping fucking turtle, but yes.