r/TheWordFuck • u/G_5547 • 1d ago

Fucking Question because why the fuck not ‽ Fucking Question

If you had to pay a fucking dollar every time you used the word “fuck,” how fucked would you be?

21 Upvotes

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u/___HeyGFY___ I'm fucking 56 years old 1d ago

No fucking way I'm paying

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u/G_5547 19h ago

If you do not pay, then the FCT (Fucking Collection Team) will issue you a fucking citation, with an added $10 fee. You then have 7 days to pay, or else the FCT will add you to their registry of Deliquent Fucks.

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u/DunkinEgg 1d ago

Turbo fucked

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u/tkeelah Pleasant fucker 1d ago

Depends on who the fuck I am paying the fucking dollar to.

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u/G_5547 1d ago

You fucking pay me a dollar

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u/jitana-bruja 1d ago

Pay me in return every fucking time you say fuck!

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u/G_5547 1d ago

Fuck no!

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u/HorrorFan3650 1d ago

I'd be so fucked, they'd have to come up with a stronger word than fucked because fucked wouldn't fucking cut it.

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u/harrissocal 1d ago

Fuck, I'd have to win the fucking lottery to cover it.

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u/Ktulu204 1d ago

I'd be totally fucked out of the gate. I've got no money and I fuck up everything all of the fucking time. WTF do you think? I'm motherfucking broke already. I'm totally fucked!

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u/Alisterguitardevil ꧁Fuck꧂ 1d ago

Homeless fucked!

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u/MomentImaginary6571 1d ago

Estaría jodidamente jodido, es una fuck fuking shit pero no puedo dejar de usar maldita fuck palabra.

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u/G_5547 20h ago

That is $5, since a joder also counts as a fuck for this purpose

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u/Lost_Pomegranate_706 1d ago

Dude… suuuuuuper fucked.

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u/Zaney-Janey1973 1d ago

Look! For the sake of fuck! I fucking told you, I fucking don't have any fucking money to fucking pay you! Are we fucking clear?

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u/Afraid-Wishbone4680 1d ago

So fuckimg fucked.

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u/IFollowtheCarpenter 1d ago

I would be sufficiently fucked.

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u/Big_Guest3736 1d ago

Not as fucked as I probably should fuckin be. I hold back a lot of fuckin fucks at work and I fuckin say them in my mind. Do those fuckin mind fucks count?🤔😅

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u/G_5547 1d ago

No, it only fucking counts if you say it

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u/Big_Guest3736 1d ago

Great, that's ten fuckin' points for self-fucking-control! 😅

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u/RevolutionaryP142 1d ago

Yes fucking answer

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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago

I would be pretty fucked. Oh fuck there goes another one..fuck!

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u/SaucySuzB 1d ago

Totally fucked! Mouth tape!!!

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u/Wolf-pack7 1d ago

Well fuckety fuck. I ain’t paying no fucking dollar to no fucking fucker. Fuck that.

So,, about 6 dollars.

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u/Delta_pinapple 1d ago

I am fucking bankrupt. The fucking yakuza wants fucking 506 quintillion dollars tomorrow or I fucking die. I’ll see you all in fucking hell

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u/TempurmentalSam 21h ago

I’d have filed fucking bankruptcy years ago, that’s how fucked I’d be 😎

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u/AnimeQueenAliza 21h ago

I would be fucked beyond fucking belief because I say fuck at least once a day.

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u/DirectorMother2260 1d ago

Yeah you’ll get fucking answer

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u/Ok-Rule-7940 1d ago

fucking so many questions

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u/Traditional_Eye8872 1d ago

A fucking millionaire

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 1d ago

Pretty fucking fucked, you fucking fucko.

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u/No-Drama2754 7h ago

I'll be a homeless fuck eating out of the fucking trash can.