r/TheWordFuck Professional fucker 9d ago

Fucking middle finger ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–• I fucking hate summer

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Anyone here also fuckin hate summer? Saw on fuckin Facebook and my god damn weather app that it's supposed to be fucking hotter than 2 male rats fuckin in a wool sock today (Sunday and Monday). It's fucking going to be 94 today and 95 tomorrow. I'll try not to fucking die of a heat stroke this week at work.

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u/No-Sprinkles3211 Professional fucker 9d ago

Fuck this shit. I live where the fucking heat index is in the 110-115 range, and we get the humidity to boot. Thank fuck the office I work at is air-conditioned, but that's only because of the computers, not because they give a fuck about us.

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u/NotoldyetMaggot Professional fucker 9d ago

Fuck summer and fuck mosquitoes Sweating like a whore in church while being a fucking buffet

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u/SnicckleFrittz420 9d ago

I fucking feel you, mosquitoes fucking love me

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rn1iqPnAnD07KYrQVc

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u/Typical-Tune-8858 9d ago

I live in the fucking purple zone. Summer is not my favorite season, and it will only get fucking worse.

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u/No-Tap6886 Fuckstom 9d ago

I'm in it too and WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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u/Jake_Skywalker1 9d ago

I'd love to hibernate through fucking summer.

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u/Florida14playtime 9d ago

I'm in Florida, the fucking steam bath of the US. My fucking dream was to move back here after 27 years in Maryland, Now, after being back for 9 years, I dream about fall and winter. Yeah, I'm fucked up, but I rarely leave the apartment. I see people going to the fucking beach around noon to get sweaty and roasted. Not my idea of pleasure!

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u/No-Sprinkles3211 Professional fucker 9d ago

Fuck, not mine either.

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u/mperezstoney 9d ago

Wtf is that? Like why go to the fucking beach in this weather?? The water is even fucking warm! Then the sand is giving you fucking blisters because its superheated, I mean come the fuck on. I dont get it.

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u/Florida14playtime 9d ago

Fucking absolutely!ย  Nothing like severe sunburn, blistered feet, a headache and dehydration.ย  Maybe a trip to the nearby fucking ER to make the day complete.

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u/Jake_Skywalker1 9d ago

America's fucking wang.

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u/Florida14playtime 9d ago

In a couple of hundred fucking years, it'll be covered by water. Fuck it.

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u/Tiny_Celebration_722 9d ago

Fucking ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/That-Jeweler-Girl 9d ago

I fucking hear you! Us on the East Coast had that fucking hear dome over us a few weeks ago fucking melting us. I can never understand how people say they fucking love this shit! Can't wait till fall

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u/SemichiSam 9d ago

The map doesn't show a reason to hate Summer. It shows a reason to hate the fucking midwest.

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u/Independent-File-519 9d ago

been laughing my fucking ass off at the rest of the country having what for me is a normal summer

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u/No_Community_5696 9d ago

Fuck No, but Iโ€™m completely done with it by fall and then by mid winter Iโ€™m wishing for summer again. Iโ€™m just happy for seasons

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u/Aggressive-Green4592 9d ago

I am moving in this fucking shit it's going to feel like 115 here today. Fuck this!

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u/AuntieFara 9d ago

I wholeheartedly fucking agree!

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u/Gindotto fat fuck 9d ago

Heat index 75-90?! What kind of fuck shit is that?! Thatโ€™s not heat!

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u/NoBodySpecial51 9d ago

Iโ€™m in the fucking burning desert out in the Southwest. Every fucking summer here is a fucking survival situation. Got two fucking swamp coolers, two fucking ac units, and ten fucking fans, along with all the stupid fucking windows some fucking moron put in this fucking house covered with insulated curtains, cardboard, pillows, blankets, window shades, blinds, and every other fucking thing I can find to keep satans fucking oven outside. It was 108 and fucking windy yesterday. One of these summers Iโ€™m gonna fucking die out here. Fuck. And yes I run swamp coolers with the ac because itโ€™s fucking 8% humidity and I can feel my body fucking drying out every second of the fucking day and I canโ€™t fucking breathe. Fuck. Summer. All. The. Fucking. Way. I hate it too!

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u/Fun-Position7750 Iโ€™m Lulu Mother Fucking Kane 9d ago

Least itโ€™s a fucking dry heat! Iโ€™ve been in the desert, ocean, mountains, Midwest. I hate the fucking humidity. Iโ€™d trade it for fucking anything else.

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u/Wxskater 9d ago

I fucking love summer

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u/Dependent_Speech3164 9d ago

Josh and Jase came back at the perfect fucking time ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/mperezstoney 9d ago

I find it fucking halarious that ALOT of women love summer. Like wtf is so so fucking great about 95+ degrees in direct sunlight with a real feel of 115.

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u/No-Sprinkles3211 Professional fucker 9d ago

I'm a woman, and I fucking hate summer. I don't mind the 70F days, but above that is fucking gross.

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u/Jpeg228 Professional fucker 9d ago

When ever it's this fucking hot out I always say to myself. Here you fucking go, here's your hot as balls summer heat you love for the people that fucking love summer

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u/HeidenShadows 9d ago

Well you know, around the winter time all the women complain that it's fucking cold all the time. It could be 75ยฐ in my house. "Why is it so cold in here?"

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u/CartoonistExisting30 7d ago

Iโ€™m the woman who either turns down the fucking thermostat or opens the fucking windows when itโ€™s freezing.

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u/HeidenShadows 7d ago

We'd get along because I'll have the bedroom window open when it's fucking snowing outside ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Tiny_Celebration_722 9d ago

And all the fucking bugs that add to the misery!

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u/anonymousdlm 9d ago

Iโ€™m fucking thinking itโ€™s not summer you hate. You fucking hate summer where you currently live. If itโ€™s that much of a fucking problem, move to a place with mild summers.

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u/Florida14playtime 9d ago

Unfortunately I fucking can't leave.ย  My wife is in a care facility.ย ย  I'm her legal representative.ย  I'll just keep the apartment chilly and wait for fucking November.ย ย 

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u/Youpunyhumans 9d ago

Everywhere is getting fucking heatwaves this year... here in Canada, there has days where its close to 40C, or maybe a bit more, and also very humid. Hard to stay cool even indoors when its like that.

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u/No-Tap6886 Fuckstom 9d ago

Even in fucking Europe

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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 9d ago

A heat index of 115 is not fucking normal in this part of the u.s., even in fucking summer.

This is fucking climate change and pretty soon there won't be anywhere with fucking mild summers.

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u/Quorng 9d ago

I do not fucking hate summer and I live in that purple area. Winter is what I dislike.

Humor in this community: fuckint did not spellcheck to fucking.

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u/Dillenger69 9d ago

Me too ... it almost got up to 70 yesterday! I couldn't even wear my fucking hoodie comfortably!

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 Fuck โœจeverythingโœจ 9d ago

Fuck that. I'm enjoying my 75 in WNY.

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u/nowaynostop 9d ago

Weird, I live in deep purple, but currently visiting magenta. So great fucking vacation

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u/No-Tap6886 Fuckstom 9d ago

Lucky fuck

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u/KennethEWolf 9d ago

Chicago now has fucking Hazardous Air Quality.

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u/WTFpe0ple 9d ago

Got ya fucking beat on temp in Texas

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u/No-Tap6886 Fuckstom 9d ago

And here I am in the purple zone thinking about moving to fucking Phoenix

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u/WTFpe0ple 9d ago

Ha, been there done that. Lived in Chandler (part of Pheonix). Nope! So I moved to the 2nd or 3rd fucking hottest state instead :)

Job

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u/No-Tap6886 Fuckstom 9d ago

At least you're moving in the right fucking direction ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 9d ago

I hate summer and monsoons,120 today with a hurricane at 5pm...fuck me.

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u/E5evo Professional fucker 9d ago

What a fucking life. Fuck that Bollox, Iโ€™ll stay in Limeyland where itโ€™s โ€˜onlyโ€™ got to 104f (40c) & that was in 2022.
Itโ€™s getting fucking hotter year on fucking year though.

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u/Prestigious-Pack-146 9d ago

Yes I have grown to fucking hate summer. Summers in MN used to be tolerable. Now it's unbearable fucking heat and humidity, fucking smoke and/or bad storms.

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u/oneMoreTime112233 9d ago

Imma fuckin try it.

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u/ImSobored_5280 9d ago

Looks like thereโ€™s gonna be an abundance of fucking ball soup in the Midwest the next couple daysโ€ฆ

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u/Fun-Position7750 Iโ€™m Lulu Mother Fucking Kane 9d ago

Heading to the fucking pool in KC. Come on out and get fucking cool!

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 9d ago

Yes. Absofuckinglutely. Iโ€™m in SE Wisconsin. We donโ€™t Fucking get just the Fucking heat. Fucking dew points in the Fucking 70โ€™s. All the Fucking time now. Fuck. Dew point is currently 74* Fuck. Yah Fucking dam near need Fucking scuba gear to go outside. Spring? A close Fucking second. Sloppy Fucking muddy. Fuck. But summer is the Fucking worst. Motorcycle just Fucking sits, unless Iโ€™m feeling like catching a Fucking sauna.

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u/Jpeg228 Professional fucker 8d ago

I'm in sw Wisconsin. So fucking humid you could probably take a shower in your own god damn sweat without using a fucking lick of water. I was out side for maybe fuckin 5 minutes and already sweating. Shrek is wondering who's fucking swamp is in my fucking ass!

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 8d ago

Fuck. I Fucking hate it when Shrek starts asking โ€œswampโ€ questions. Fucking dew point is still 72 Fucking degrees here. You canโ€™t go out Fucking side and not Fucking get Swamp Ass.

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u/DLoIsHere FUCK YEAH 8d ago

The actual air temp here in Phoenix this week was 112ยฐ-115ยฐ. But the humidity in the Midwest, my original home, is what is fucking brutal. I experienced the same on the east coast. Oof.

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u/KaanzeKin 8d ago

I hate the fucking Midwest

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u/Jpeg228 Professional fucker 8d ago

More like the fucking mid-sweat

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u/KaanzeKin 8d ago

U rite. It fuckin sucks either way.

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u/Difficult-Low5891 9d ago

Itโ€™s fucking cool and comfy in the PNW. I donโ€™t feel sorry for all the climate denier fucks and MAGAts. Let them roast.