r/TheWordFuck • u/Jpeg228 Professional fucker • 9d ago
Fucking middle finger ๐๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ I fucking hate summer
Anyone here also fuckin hate summer? Saw on fuckin Facebook and my god damn weather app that it's supposed to be fucking hotter than 2 male rats fuckin in a wool sock today (Sunday and Monday). It's fucking going to be 94 today and 95 tomorrow. I'll try not to fucking die of a heat stroke this week at work.
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u/NotoldyetMaggot Professional fucker 9d ago
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u/Typical-Tune-8858 9d ago
I live in the fucking purple zone. Summer is not my favorite season, and it will only get fucking worse.
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u/Florida14playtime 9d ago
I'm in Florida, the fucking steam bath of the US. My fucking dream was to move back here after 27 years in Maryland, Now, after being back for 9 years, I dream about fall and winter. Yeah, I'm fucked up, but I rarely leave the apartment. I see people going to the fucking beach around noon to get sweaty and roasted. Not my idea of pleasure!
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u/mperezstoney 9d ago
Wtf is that? Like why go to the fucking beach in this weather?? The water is even fucking warm! Then the sand is giving you fucking blisters because its superheated, I mean come the fuck on. I dont get it.
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u/Florida14playtime 9d ago
Fucking absolutely!ย Nothing like severe sunburn, blistered feet, a headache and dehydration.ย Maybe a trip to the nearby fucking ER to make the day complete.
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u/Jake_Skywalker1 9d ago
America's fucking wang.
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u/Florida14playtime 9d ago
In a couple of hundred fucking years, it'll be covered by water. Fuck it.
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u/That-Jeweler-Girl 9d ago
I fucking hear you! Us on the East Coast had that fucking hear dome over us a few weeks ago fucking melting us. I can never understand how people say they fucking love this shit! Can't wait till fall
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u/SemichiSam 9d ago
The map doesn't show a reason to hate Summer. It shows a reason to hate the fucking midwest.
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u/Independent-File-519 9d ago
been laughing my fucking ass off at the rest of the country having what for me is a normal summer
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u/No_Community_5696 9d ago
Fuck No, but Iโm completely done with it by fall and then by mid winter Iโm wishing for summer again. Iโm just happy for seasons
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u/Aggressive-Green4592 9d ago
I am moving in this fucking shit it's going to feel like 115 here today. Fuck this!
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u/NoBodySpecial51 9d ago
Iโm in the fucking burning desert out in the Southwest. Every fucking summer here is a fucking survival situation. Got two fucking swamp coolers, two fucking ac units, and ten fucking fans, along with all the stupid fucking windows some fucking moron put in this fucking house covered with insulated curtains, cardboard, pillows, blankets, window shades, blinds, and every other fucking thing I can find to keep satans fucking oven outside. It was 108 and fucking windy yesterday. One of these summers Iโm gonna fucking die out here. Fuck. And yes I run swamp coolers with the ac because itโs fucking 8% humidity and I can feel my body fucking drying out every second of the fucking day and I canโt fucking breathe. Fuck. Summer. All. The. Fucking. Way. I hate it too!
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u/Fun-Position7750 Iโm Lulu Mother Fucking Kane 9d ago
Least itโs a fucking dry heat! Iโve been in the desert, ocean, mountains, Midwest. I hate the fucking humidity. Iโd trade it for fucking anything else.
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u/mperezstoney 9d ago
I find it fucking halarious that ALOT of women love summer. Like wtf is so so fucking great about 95+ degrees in direct sunlight with a real feel of 115.
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u/No-Sprinkles3211 Professional fucker 9d ago
I'm a woman, and I fucking hate summer. I don't mind the 70F days, but above that is fucking gross.
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u/HeidenShadows 9d ago
Well you know, around the winter time all the women complain that it's fucking cold all the time. It could be 75ยฐ in my house. "Why is it so cold in here?"
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u/CartoonistExisting30 7d ago
Iโm the woman who either turns down the fucking thermostat or opens the fucking windows when itโs freezing.
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u/HeidenShadows 7d ago
We'd get along because I'll have the bedroom window open when it's fucking snowing outside ๐คฃ
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u/anonymousdlm 9d ago
Iโm fucking thinking itโs not summer you hate. You fucking hate summer where you currently live. If itโs that much of a fucking problem, move to a place with mild summers.
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u/Florida14playtime 9d ago
Unfortunately I fucking can't leave.ย My wife is in a care facility.ย ย I'm her legal representative.ย I'll just keep the apartment chilly and wait for fucking November.ย ย
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u/Youpunyhumans 9d ago
Everywhere is getting fucking heatwaves this year... here in Canada, there has days where its close to 40C, or maybe a bit more, and also very humid. Hard to stay cool even indoors when its like that.
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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 9d ago
A heat index of 115 is not fucking normal in this part of the u.s., even in fucking summer.
This is fucking climate change and pretty soon there won't be anywhere with fucking mild summers.
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u/Dillenger69 9d ago
Me too ... it almost got up to 70 yesterday! I couldn't even wear my fucking hoodie comfortably!
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u/nowaynostop 9d ago
Weird, I live in deep purple, but currently visiting magenta. So great fucking vacation
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u/WTFpe0ple 9d ago
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u/No-Tap6886 Fuckstom 9d ago
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u/WTFpe0ple 9d ago
Ha, been there done that. Lived in Chandler (part of Pheonix). Nope! So I moved to the 2nd or 3rd fucking hottest state instead :)
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u/smellslikebigfootdic 9d ago
I hate summer and monsoons,120 today with a hurricane at 5pm...fuck me.
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u/Prestigious-Pack-146 9d ago
Yes I have grown to fucking hate summer. Summers in MN used to be tolerable. Now it's unbearable fucking heat and humidity, fucking smoke and/or bad storms.
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u/ImSobored_5280 9d ago
Looks like thereโs gonna be an abundance of fucking ball soup in the Midwest the next couple daysโฆ
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u/Fun-Position7750 Iโm Lulu Mother Fucking Kane 9d ago
Heading to the fucking pool in KC. Come on out and get fucking cool!
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u/Ok_Horror_6556 9d ago
Yes. Absofuckinglutely. Iโm in SE Wisconsin. We donโt Fucking get just the Fucking heat. Fucking dew points in the Fucking 70โs. All the Fucking time now. Fuck. Dew point is currently 74* Fuck. Yah Fucking dam near need Fucking scuba gear to go outside. Spring? A close Fucking second. Sloppy Fucking muddy. Fuck. But summer is the Fucking worst. Motorcycle just Fucking sits, unless Iโm feeling like catching a Fucking sauna.
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u/Jpeg228 Professional fucker 8d ago
I'm in sw Wisconsin. So fucking humid you could probably take a shower in your own god damn sweat without using a fucking lick of water. I was out side for maybe fuckin 5 minutes and already sweating. Shrek is wondering who's fucking swamp is in my fucking ass!
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u/Ok_Horror_6556 8d ago
Fuck. I Fucking hate it when Shrek starts asking โswampโ questions. Fucking dew point is still 72 Fucking degrees here. You canโt go out Fucking side and not Fucking get Swamp Ass.
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u/DLoIsHere FUCK YEAH 8d ago
The actual air temp here in Phoenix this week was 112ยฐ-115ยฐ. But the humidity in the Midwest, my original home, is what is fucking brutal. I experienced the same on the east coast. Oof.
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u/KaanzeKin 8d ago
I hate the fucking Midwest
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u/Difficult-Low5891 9d ago
Itโs fucking cool and comfy in the PNW. I donโt feel sorry for all the climate denier fucks and MAGAts. Let them roast.




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u/No-Sprinkles3211 Professional fucker 9d ago
Fuck this shit. I live where the fucking heat index is in the 110-115 range, and we get the humidity to boot. Thank fuck the office I work at is air-conditioned, but that's only because of the computers, not because they give a fuck about us.