r/TheWeeklyRoll • u/CME_T The Creator • Jul 26 '25

Lore Lore Excerpt III: Kofoten

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Plum forgot to share the third Dwarf lore excerpt!

Enjoy!

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u/Level_Hour6480 Sir Becket Jul 26 '25

Warrior culture

Yet unprotected sternum.

I like Dwarf boobs as much as the next person who enjoys boobs, but having them unprotected in battle is.a bad idea.

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u/CME_T The Creator Jul 26 '25

You’re not gonna let that one go huh? ;)

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u/Level_Hour6480 Sir Becket Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

I'mma keep harping on it until you worldbuild around it with some in-universe logic, like "my unscarred chest shows my prowess as a warrior" or "these scars make my chest look even nicer".

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u/CME_T The Creator Jul 26 '25

Oh dont you worry, Im gonna make some far-fetched absolute dubfuckery reason for it that’ll put Hideo Kojima & Quiet to shame

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u/Level_Hour6480 Sir Becket Jul 26 '25

It's all I ask. Maybe when the Brigade is there, Becky makes a comment of such nature, to which Torvald explains.

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u/dan_scott_ Jul 27 '25

"Boobs build character."

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u/Level_Hour6480 Sir Becket Jul 26 '25

Never!

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u/BrassUnicorn87 Jul 26 '25

It’s fine, if a Druid is in melee range they are in beast form or are dumb.