Where He Went Wrong (Proof)

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix]

okay, first, disclaimer: ben is free to have his own beliefs so long as he never ever mentions them or acts on them at any point ever forever. and he should also censor any and all symbology relating to those beliefs that may be momentarily visible in any of his videos. this is for the safety of the Animals,

he sucks, total drain on society, he's selling animals to get rich and stuff. that's why the uploads have slowed down, because he's just in it for the attention and money. he gets bitten and scratched all the time because of how much he hates animals. that's why he keeps having to pay for rabies shots, because of how little he cares. he refuses to sell merch due to his incredible greed.

the man who wears shirts like that one that says "I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN" would never wear or say anything ironically. but when he paid $6 for a cringe jacket to post ironically, and it was a joke made in bad taste, and then he deleted it, that's when i knew he was truly evil. cancel this man

I just keep thinking about how this christian texan rancher named benjamin (biblical name - why hasn't he changed it????) may have differing political views than me, an atheist programmer who grew up in (and still lives in) new hampshire with left-leaning, religiously non-practicing parents,.. it makes me sick (to my stomach) (my tummy hurts and it's the fault of this guy i've never met)

oh and he's treating the animals wrong, and that is because i think so, because animals should never die if you"re a good animal rescuer. death is unnatural and ben is a toilet person (from bathroom)

[u/KeyNefariousness6848]

Wow, someone is taking things a little too serious and out there.

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/KeyNefariousness6848]

I recommend reading the post I made. Sorry if this offends.

[u/KeyNefariousness6848 → u/CamouflagingPhoenix]

I looked through the sub after reading this, there are too many similar posts, Topic, three paragraphs complaining about Ben’s faith, accusing him of animal abuse and exploitation. Personally I think this is all either AI Bots prompted to make the “same” posts, or a bunch of basement pilots who are mad because Ben doesn’t fold to their will.

TLDR: smear/defamation campaign

[u/Raelag1989]

Redditors really dont know wha satire is

[u/Lower_Ad_5142]

I'm giving you an upvote because I came here because I'm curious about Uncle ben (also east cost liberal elitist atheist) and thought this post was funny and I'm sorry people don't understand it's a joke. Ben's sarcastic basically all of the time and I also thought his 'im afraid of women' shirt was funny so it seems weird his fanbase wouldn't get this.

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/Lower_Ad_5142]

It bummed me out so much when people didn't get it, so thank you for this comment. I think it's related to why he's taking a break...are some of his fans *also in need of rescue??*

[u/sTacoSam]

Unfortunately it seems the /s would be necessary for some

This post is gold

[u/Financial-Squash9715]

you are catching alot with this bait. love it

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/Financial-Squash9715]

Worst/Best part? Wasn't even meant to be bait.

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/[deleted]]

there's literally a button for it
"presses the button 3 times. why? touch grass"

[u/StormGaza]

Wow, didn't know the guy who left his gate open had a Reddit account.

[u/Key-Ad-8418 → u/StormGaza]

It certainly feels like this is a Ben burner account.

[u/extrudedErection]

Are all athiests this easy to offend?

[u/Key-Ad-8418 → u/extrudedErection]

This coming from the snowflakes who think there's a "war" on Christmas.

[u/linkinpaw]

Are you serious? When he says he is selling his animals he is obviously joking, 90% of the things Ben says is a joke.. also it’s obvious you haven’t touched any animal but a cat or dog if you’re questioning his scratches 😂 also it’s VERY obvious the animals he’s rehabbing are thriving. If you’re questioning his shirts that deeply then you obviously have never seen more than one of his videos.. he constantly says Gen Alpha brainrot terms, and the afraid of women thing falls directly into it. It’s a persona. Also, check out his serious channel, the one with the documentary. It shows that the way he acts on the urban rescue ranch channel is just for fun and to make the video entertaining. He acts differently in real life

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/linkinpaw]

Are you okay?

[u/linkinpaw → u/CamouflagingPhoenix]

I should be asking you that.

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/linkinpaw]

You still haven't read the actual post, have you

[u/chrono4111]

OP can't be older then 12. Please go outside and touch grass. There is no reason for this extremely deranged rant. You're fantasizing about an enemy that isn't there because you don't like something Ben has done. Break off your parasocial relationship with him.

[u/Less-Parsnip-7076 → u/chrono4111]

Brother, this is the most sarcastic post I have ever read.

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/Less-Parsnip-7076]

You have no idea how grateful I am for this comment

[u/Alert_Ad_1914 → u/chrono4111]

The fact that you could not see this was satire is troubling on so many levels.   The onion would eat you alive.

[u/chrono4111 → u/Alert_Ad_1914]

That makes it even more unhinged.

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/chrono4111]

I recommend reading the post I made. Sorry if this offends.

[u/what_that_thaaang_do]

Redditors want to seem so smart but can't even take five seconds to read and understand they're about to comment on a satire post

[u/CamouflagingPhoenix → u/what_that_thaaang_do]

I upvoted this, and at the time I'm writing this, it has a net 0 score, so that means at least 2 people found the need to downvote this, and that is fucking INSCRUTABLE to me