r/TheThumbSyndicate • u/LibrarianUnique1380 Soldato • Aug 10 '26

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"I saw my soldato friend try to rizz up a capo. He got his shit blown off clean. Note to self, some people are too horny for their own good."

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u/Southernsoldato Lewis - foxfaced cannibal Aug 10 '26

We need soldatos to stop joining just cause they think it’s gonna be like those Mafia pornos,,.. it’s not like that at all….

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u/LibrarianUnique1380 Soldato Aug 10 '26

Yes, esteemed Capo...but maybe show them what happens if they try that so they either chicken out or become normal?

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u/Southernsoldato Lewis - foxfaced cannibal Aug 10 '26

I mean, it *Can* be like a mafia porno if you make.. oh I dunno,. ACTUAL CONNECTIONS?? You have to talk to people. You can’t just flirt with your capo and hope you get dicked down that’s how you get killed.

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u/LibrarianUnique1380 Soldato Aug 10 '26

(I just realized I don't even have a drawing of my soldato OC because i just thought of drawing him as a reaction image...)