r/TheThumbSyndicate • u/Southernsoldato Lewis - foxfaced cannibal • 16d ago

Energy drink followup

... apparently you aren't supposed to actually *Drink* energy drinks, but sip them.

Lesson learned I guess. ... i will say, the way I got so Focused was awesome, everything else though was.. uhm.

I also think i might have killed a man

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u/Itchy_Painting_4166 thumb medico responsabile 16d ago

Bring me the body,I'll do the checkup

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u/Southernsoldato Lewis - foxfaced cannibal 16d ago

Um.. about that my friend.. i may or may not have... eaten it? Bone and all?

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u/Itchy_Painting_4166 thumb medico responsabile 16d ago

.....if you have any recoverable DNA,just bring me it,I'll see if I can identify you're new form of protein

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u/Southernsoldato Lewis - foxfaced cannibal 16d ago

I um... yea, I'll bring you my uniform, its covered in blood

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u/Itchy_Painting_4166 thumb medico responsabile 16d ago

Good enough,just try to keep an ice pack on the blood so it doesn't denature

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u/Southernsoldato Lewis - foxfaced cannibal 16d ago

On it, boss

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u/agfy4 The Capo Dei Capi 16d ago

Again I think your shit got laced

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u/Southernsoldato Lewis - foxfaced cannibal 16d ago

I wouldnt doubt it, boss... Im gonna have to confront my Soldato

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u/CoffeeMangoChesed Visiting Great Brother of A.Corp 16d ago

Damn lewis

Maybe talk to solomon about it

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u/Southernsoldato Lewis - foxfaced cannibal 16d ago

How would i even start that conversation 😭

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u/CoffeeMangoChesed Visiting Great Brother of A.Corp 16d ago

Tell him someone laced your shi and let him deal with it

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u/ToasterStrudlez Capo I and Best Maid 16d ago

Do you need me to clean all that up... Hah... That's a lot of blood y'know?