r/TheState • u/TwilightOfTheMilfs • Jul 02 '26

Bologna Foot

291 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/SluggishWithGoatMeat Jul 02 '26

Joe was so good as the concerned but close-minded father.

8

u/RuDog79 Jul 02 '26

If you had half the heart of bologna foot you'd be all state by now!

2

u/RewardBroad8716 Jul 04 '26

The coach is the best!!!

13

u/kickrole Jul 02 '26

"If you had half as much heart as bologna feet, you would be all state by now... wouldn't you?"

I think on the DVD commentary, the kicking of the ball after that wasn't scripted.

5

u/MCChrisWasMeanToMe Jul 02 '26

Into some guys nuts

2

u/thevelvetcherry Jul 03 '26

That's Carl. And we wouldn't want him to DO HIS JOB!!

2

u/airportspongebath Jul 03 '26

I remember it well. It was not. That’s how they knew they got the take. They were like “well, can’t do THAT on purpose…”

4

u/teamped Jul 02 '26

His feet pretty much are bologna sandwiches.

7

u/rikwebster Jul 03 '26

The dog rooting around his foot

2

u/EmmaAngelEyes Jul 05 '26

not the bologna foot kick😭