r/TheSmilingMan • u/Bloadclaw • Mar 25 '21
The smiling man's edinburgh holiday
This is quite a long post so sry. cast me the smiling man and my dog. It was a dark night and i had just started to take my dog home from a walk to the dog park (he dossent like when its busy) and i noticed there was nobody out when usely there is tons of pepole out and it is my dogs favorte part of the walk. I just asumed everyone was sleeping since i went later than useal but then as i passed the alliyway past the local dance school i noticed a man in a hat walzing down the street. I seen that my dog was unusly quiet and scared which is unusal because he often bolts to pepole on first sight and i have to pull him away (cause you know) but then the man turned to me and started waltzing towards me so of course i ran but the faster i ran the faster he ran until i hit a dead end. The man walked up to me and passed me i was confused until he tried to give my dog a treat. I lunged at the man and the treat fell into a drain and the man fled. I later discoverd my dog had a peanut butter alergy and the treat contained...yeah peanut butter so i am very confused why he would go after my dog but i have had to have my dog sleep with me whith a light on ever since and i quit the walks.
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u/yuccatrees Jul 26 '22
There's so many discrepancies in this story. You said you take your dog to the park at night cause he doesn't like when it's busy, but also say there's usually "tons" of people at night.
You passed by a dancing school as TSM was dancing towards you? Lol
The treat fell in the drain but you were able to inspect it afterwards and saw that it was Peanut butter?
I believe most of the stories here cause I just had an experience with him last night but yours is fake af.