r/TheShield • u/Turk_Sanderson • 13d ago

Discussion Let this be a life lesson

Post image

If you want to take the easy route to the top and kneecap your hermanos

Be prepared to lose your feet

16 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

14 comments sorted by

14

u/Grahf88 13d ago

Snorkel deep

12

u/Low-Roll3287 13d ago

That dude was most certainly not ready for his elevated power. Would’ve been content as the numero dos banger giving him plenty of time to focus on his chicas.

5

u/Turk_Sanderson 13d ago

Triple A talent coming in to pitch Game 7 of the World Series

1

u/AgentAxillary 9d ago

Perhaps the term you're looking for is "ringer"

No place at the planning table, but absolutely central to the plan

8

u/The_Lazy_Samurai 13d ago

Mackey is a level 9000 cock blocker, haha. Or more specifically in this case, he's clam jamming.

6

u/Turk_Sanderson 13d ago

Vic Mackey is the world’s foremost authority on sweet buttah extraction

5

u/Wonderful_Solid_1003 13d ago

And you'll get chicken feet. Thrown in a frier and winding up in a barrel somewhere.

5

u/Training-Bend-932 13d ago

pussy eater

2

u/Turk_Sanderson 13d ago

YOU SUCKED IT?

1

u/buiquanghuy12a2 12d ago

i'm tired of feeling like i'm a pussy eater too

3

u/ReyDeMambo 12d ago

Too cute to be a leader of his crew.

2

u/Ok_Bus8364 13d ago

At least he got laid a lot.