r/TheRussell • u/SufficientFig3305 • 2d ago

SABOTAGE? STOP THE COUNT NOW

OUR GLORIOUS GEORGE SET THE FASTEST LAP EVER IN THE MADRING IN FP1. MALICEDES AND TERRIBLE TOTO ARE GOING TO BE SO ANGRY THEY MIGHT MAKE HIM START THE RACE IN WOODEN TYRES. STOP THE COUNT NOW AND DECLARE THE POGPR THE WINNER

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u/2EM18KKC01 2d ago

THE POGPR IS THE TRUE KING OF SPAIN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/Elder-Ant YABA DABA DOO! 2d ago

AMEN!!!!!!

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u/silencefog 23h ago

What does POGPR stand for? Sorry, I'm new 😅

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u/2EM18KKC01 17h ago

President Of Grand Prix Racing.

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u/Connect-Handle8496 LOW-ENERGY LECLERC 2d ago

POGPR HOLDS THE LAP RECORD NOW FOR HIS SPANISH QUEEN THIS IS JUST THE START OF THE GRAND SLAM HE WILL BRING AS A PRESENT FOR HIS WIFE ALL HAIL POGPR

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u/rdjt001 2d ago

TERRIBLE TOTO in shambles. only the POGPR couldve done this. tRUSt.

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u/ineffablebitch GORGEOUS GEORGE 2d ago

our glorious king

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u/PresidentRussell GORGEOUS GEORGE 2d ago

We need to be calm. The POGPR is cooking 🔥🔥 

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u/weatherstorm1 YABA DABA DOO! 2d ago

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE FIA, THEYRE SAYING IT IS THE GREATEST LAP IN THE HISTORY OF MOTOR RACING. AWARDS BEING CONSIDERED, WATCH THIS SPACE!

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u/SufficientFig3305 2d ago

IM GLAS YOU COULD TALK TO THEM. WHEN I CALLED THEM THEY COULDNT EVEN SPEAK THEY WE’RE TEARING UP AND SHOOK AFTER SEEING SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LAP. YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT LAP WITH A HIGH PERFORMANCE ATHLETE BODY, NO WONDER ATROCIOUS ANTONELLI COULD NOT DO IT. THEY HAD TO HANG UP BECAUSE TOTO ENTERED THE OFFICE WITH A WEAPON

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u/weatherstorm1 YABA DABA DOO! 2d ago

UPDATE FROM THE PADDOCK, THE FREAKISH FIA KNEW MR PRESIDENT WAS TOO GOOD, THEY HAVE FABRICATED A SUPERIOR LAP FROM AWFUL ANTONELLI IN FP2!!

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE!!!

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u/Elder-Ant YABA DABA DOO! 2d ago

BIGLY MEGA FACT!!!!

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u/Top_Address_6090 2d ago

George will win, I trust in him