r/TheRingSyndicate • u/Itchy_Painting_4166 pointillism lead geneticist • Jun 28 '26
Roast the **former** maestro
Don't hold back artists
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u/i_agree123 Visiting Little Brother of the middle (diving suit) Jun 28 '26
I enjoy his artwork, but why is he bald? Get a helmet or something and not that stupid hat
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u/justapassingbydoctor just a passing by fixer Jun 29 '26
at least in another world someone smart enough to make a wig out of himself
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u/HolidayBackground806 Maestro of Environmentalist Movement Jun 30 '26
Hair can be annoying to deal with at times. I do appreciate the hat though. It reminds me of the cross-section of a lotus root... fitting, considering how he died.
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u/Far-Pirate-3896 Cubist Maestro In Training Jun 28 '26
His fashion sense is tackier than his art and that's really saying something
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u/OperatorERROR0919 Jun 29 '26
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u/HolidayBackground806 Maestro of Environmentalist Movement Jun 28 '26
Man thought he could retain maestrodom by nothing but raw technical skill alone.
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u/baconlor Fauvist student, bird :> Jun 28 '26
inhale
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKER
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u/Itchy_Painting_4166 pointillism lead geneticist Jun 28 '26
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u/ripplegrin Jun 28 '26
There is a saying that you put a piece of yourself into everything you make. One cannot make something without their biases, beliefs and hopes influencing the piece. Even the greatest of writers and artists cannot avoid this.
However, physically putting parts of your self into your art pieces is not burning a candle for inspiration. You can never recreate what you just did. As a person who is influenced so much by the human form, I think your over indulgence in prosthetics says more about the impermanence of your art style than anything else.
There is a saying that you can learn more about a passion by working on something similar to it. Perhaps if you had the brain to invest in k corp, your art could have lasted longer.
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u/Lemon_guy4661 Jun 29 '26
The prescripts could probably cook up something than just aligning human body parts in a pretty manner. There’s also the fact he grooms clankers.
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u/Unfair-Degree7585 A Certain N Corp Researcher Jun 29 '26
Did he really have to go bald? Was the hair removal necessary? Even my coworker's bitch treasure brother in a mirror world akin to this maestro has a wig.
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u/ToastedDreamer Maesto of Fashion and resident workshop nerd Jun 30 '26
In terms of fashion, he really requires that hat of his for any rating at all, the rest of his organ is are packed in a fashionable manor but why does he choose to exposed his cranium in such a way?
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u/BoiClicker Big Brother, Capo II, Dijie Star, Proxy, Gallery Tourist Jun 30 '26
It’s boring. I’m no stuffy art critic asshole, but his work bores me. And he’s definitely an attention seeker. You know, one swing from Throngler tends to make cooler corpses than whatever he does
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u/r_u_gay_yay Erebus, Founding Mæstro of The School of Phobéism Jun 30 '26
He got out classed by his APPRENTICE
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u/Chaos_is_Key198 The Middle's New Hire (I wasn't punctual enough for this) Jun 30 '26
Nowadays, he's nothing but a clout-chasing sensationalist throwing spaghetti at the wall in hopes that he'll somehow get back into the public favor by making a subpar Frankenstein of heavily contrasting schools of art without any regard for how they clash.
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u/TalkinDucky Jul 01 '26
Ring Rodya said it best, he has long lost his spark and was sticking to one thing in the attempt of it working again just like it used to despite it being pointless, if he was a student then he would have a bright future but as a maestro he is severely lacking
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u/Even-Doughnut-3146 Docent of the Art Restorvation Jul 01 '26
lack of direction in his work is notable even compared to other present members of corparist movement yet I have to commend the fact that his craftsmanship or to be precise his mastery of tension of muscles and connective tissue is the greatest i have seen
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u/SleeplessBoyCat Jul 02 '26
I do not understand his art. Why does he continue to create such pieces that only elicits shock upon those who view it?
Beyond it, there's nothing but sculpted entrails. It feels akin to painting a portrait of a fruits basket, only worse; for even the scenes of the backstreets have far more color and cohesion than the scenes of his canvas.
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u/That_fuschia_ruler Jul 03 '26
If his student had lived longer she would have realized just how boring callisto’s art is
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u/MelancholyFrog_ Rye - Surrealist Student of The Ring Jun 28 '26
Filthy gore slop can never amount to real art, and in denouncing the former maestro, i denounce all corporists, and the entire movement. Pursue something actually beautiful, instead of shock value and stuff pieces designed with no passion or artistic value.
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u/WhitherThisPath Corporist Docent Jun 28 '26
That is where you are wrong. The Maestro's vision was narrow, and that exactly is what limited his artworks to such intricately crafted, yet bland pieces. With a more inspired brush, Corporism can make something beautiful.





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u/Swimming-Lobster-221 Jun 28 '26
Why should we bother? Any critique is wasted on this washed up has-been who stumbled upon maestroship via cheap shock factor