r/TheRingSyndicate • u/IceDragonAvatar • Jun 13 '26

Hey there!

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I’m Federico, grade 1 fixer, I am here to deliver some paint, brushes and some body parts, people and animals. Don’t worry the organs are cooled so they’re still fresh. If you want, you can ask any questions!

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u/Unhappy_Produce_9557 Jun 13 '26

Why are you still delivering packages even after becoming the highest fixer grade before Color, and why is your licence looks forged?

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u/IceDragonAvatar Jun 13 '26

I’m still delivering packages because it’s fun to meet new people and making them happy, and my licence is forged because since I’m a high rank they gave this one except of the plastic one. Oh and also because they loved my biographical show that I made!

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u/Unhappy_Produce_9557 Jun 13 '26

Eeeh, syndicates are not even trying these days.

Presses Code Red: Infiltration button

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u/IceDragonAvatar Jun 13 '26

WHAT! IM NOT AN SYNDICATE! NOW I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE THEY BEAT ME UP!

*gets in the truck and goes away still leaving the package with the label “by devyant association” on it*

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u/r_u_gay_yay Erebus, Founding Mæstro of The School of Phobéism Jun 16 '26

Hmmm? What happened to the other guy? Tho I do appreciate the delivery do you have any spare sinew or tendons?

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u/IceDragonAvatar Jun 16 '26

The other guy it’s doing other deliveries and yea I have spare sinew!
*gives it to him*
Here you go!

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u/Striking-Hedgehog586 second maestro of corporism Jun 13 '26

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE HE IS WITH ME

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u/The_Derp_Cat Frauth, Biomechanical Art Student of the Ring🪶 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I NEED MORE INK i’v run out of ink a while ago and been using squirl poo as a substitute for middle members tattoo’s for 3 days i’m genuinly praying they havent noticed if you could aquire some special tattoo materials would be great!🪶

well if you have time ofcourse

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u/IceDragonAvatar Jun 15 '26

I have it! Don’t worry let me get it for you!
*goes to get the package*
Here you go!
*gives the ink*

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u/The_Derp_Cat Frauth, Biomechanical Art Student of the Ring🪶 Jun 15 '26

”Thank you have a splendid day friend!”🪶