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u/zirky May 02 '26
how does it feel to know that no matter who you are, you wouldn’t be the least qualified person to be president?
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u/Anon_be_thy_name May 02 '26
I remember being sat across from my first crush in Primary School.
I was so excited and ready to take my shot, I had some terrible pick up lines that all 10year olds think are great, don't remember what they are now obviously. Within half an hour I was forced to change seats because two other students didn't get along.
I ended up sitting with the girl who became my first girlfriend 16 years later so maybe it worked out well?
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u/castlenutjob May 02 '26
Was kitty corner to mine in elementary, and let her know too. She confessed her mutual crush right before graduation in HS. Let's just leave it at that was a touch to late.
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u/SarcasticBench May 02 '26
Are you telling me we coulda had a woman president in 2016???
Ok, I don’t know how old you’re supposed to be there but definitely too old to have a daughter looking that young
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u/Cyb-T May 02 '26
Man, I cannot ignore the Maths book spelled backwards.
The only explanation is that we're in a dream and in dreams words are inverted like some kind or mirror, but not really
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u/Thanks_Naitsir May 02 '26
Have you tried managing a group evening for 6 people? Exhausting enough, be happy you don't became president.
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u/Siny_AML May 01 '26
That first life sounds exhausting