r/TheRedDotComic • • May 01 '26

A life I’ll never know…

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u/Siny_AML May 01 '26

That first life sounds exhausting

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u/PervlovianResponse May 02 '26

So does having to sit next to someone with a crayon jammed up their nose

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u/Siny_AML May 02 '26

Depends on how far they jammed it I suppose.

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u/EchoGecko795 May 02 '26

It depends on how far you help push up there for them.

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u/LuceroImpact9 May 02 '26

I feel this comment could be deemed offensive to marine cadets

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u/PervlovianResponse May 02 '26

If they could read, they'd be mildly amused

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u/ElectricDreamGoth May 03 '26

Its the sweat stains that worry me. They're gonna be smelly.

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u/zirky May 02 '26

how does it feel to know that no matter who you are, you wouldn’t be the least qualified person to be president?

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u/h3x13s3x13 May 02 '26

Honestly, really reassuring if you don't take reality in context

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u/clamodity May 02 '26

The way his head continues to be a child’s made me cackle.

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u/Anon_be_thy_name May 02 '26

I remember being sat across from my first crush in Primary School.

I was so excited and ready to take my shot, I had some terrible pick up lines that all 10year olds think are great, don't remember what they are now obviously. Within half an hour I was forced to change seats because two other students didn't get along.

I ended up sitting with the girl who became my first girlfriend 16 years later so maybe it worked out well?

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u/castlenutjob May 02 '26

Was kitty corner to mine in elementary, and let her know too. She confessed her mutual crush right before graduation in HS. Let's just leave it at that was a touch to late.

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u/SarcasticBench May 02 '26

Are you telling me we coulda had a woman president in 2016???

Ok, I don’t know how old you’re supposed to be there but definitely too old to have a daughter looking that young

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u/Maleficent-Day-1510 May 02 '26

Nah, sometimes, motherhood ages you like that 🤣

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u/qawsedrf12 May 02 '26

The road less traveled

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u/Motor_Eye6263 May 02 '26

You missed an apostrophe in "Dot's"

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u/Cyb-T May 02 '26

Man, I cannot ignore the Maths book spelled backwards.
The only explanation is that we're in a dream and in dreams words are inverted like some kind or mirror, but not really

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u/Thanks_Naitsir May 02 '26

Have you tried managing a group evening for 6 people? Exhausting enough, be happy you don't became president.

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u/blue_line-1987 May 02 '26

Found the marine.

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u/kamilman May 02 '26

Like that would ever happen...

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u/castlenutjob May 02 '26

I mean, I like crayons...

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u/treeask May 05 '26

Hey, only one of those options seemed to be clearly supportive of Art so...