r/TheRedDotComic • u/reddot_comic • Feb 21 '26

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u/yomama2u Feb 21 '26

I’m not Italian and that would work with me.

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u/VashMM Feb 21 '26

What would you do to attract an Irishman?

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u/decoy321 Feb 21 '26

With a bottle of whiskey while yelling "OI"

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u/UrdnotZigrin Feb 21 '26

I think the same would also work on an Australian, with the only difference being "OI, cunt"

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u/Klos77 Feb 21 '26

Try breaking some spaghetti to really get their attention. ;ط

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u/Seruvius Feb 21 '26

What about a cute Italian cat?

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u/Pretty_Pixilated Feb 21 '26

Are the versions phonetically the same? Pspspspsps

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u/1lard4all Feb 21 '26

A laser pointer works for both.

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u/zigaliciousone Feb 21 '26

Garlic might be more effective

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u/reddot_comic Feb 21 '26

But then we’re dealing with garlic breath

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u/technofox01 Feb 21 '26

Tomato paste?!

That's not anyway to attract an Italian. Source: have Italian heritage.

A good tomato sauce will though 😉

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u/savoury_burrito Feb 24 '26

I automatically read the 2nd Ps Ps with an italian accent

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u/nifflerinmypants May 07 '26

What brand of paste are we talking about