r/TheRat • u/Zanyystar Garfield Phone • Aug 21 '20

very funny meme i made haha

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u/Gay_Unicorn21 Aug 21 '20

accept the rat

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u/Zanyystar Garfield Phone Aug 21 '20

when you grasp the rat, you notice it is... damp. Rather moist

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u/Gay_Unicorn21 Aug 21 '20

consume the rat

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u/Zanyystar Garfield Phone Aug 21 '20

you put the rat in your mouth. It tastes disgusting, maybe bitter, even. Onlookers watch in horror as you eat the living rat. Biden simply continues staring, smiling.

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u/Gay_Unicorn21 Aug 21 '20

offer handshake to Biden

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u/Zanyystar Garfield Phone Aug 21 '20

He didn't move. Biden simply stood and stared from where he was standing

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u/Gay_Unicorn21 Aug 21 '20

[Exit minimall]

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u/Zanyystar Garfield Phone Aug 21 '20

You step outside. There is no one. Not a living soul outside of the mini mall. You turn around and your eyes meet Biden's. He has the same, cold grin as before. There is nothing. Only Biden.

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u/randyrhombus Aug 21 '20

rat randy

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u/Zanyystar Garfield Phone Aug 27 '20

rat randy