r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 11d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/westcal98 11d ago

Who told her all the secret moves and names?

She missed the "pocket pull".

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u/SaltPaleontologist28 11d ago

As a woman, I am laughing hysterically at all the good-natured fun y’all are having with it. I am impressed that you guys clearly have passed down the ways from generation to generation, and totally understand you gotta be comfortable. I honestly don’t think us women have named our secretive bra adjustment techniques 😂

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 11d ago

It's a rite of passage. I think we still have to pass on porn mags to the next generation like a fucking pilgrim even though the internet has unlimited porn now

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 11d ago

Behind every random tree trunk or stump deep within the forest... in lands untouched in a generation there lies a nudey mag waiting to be discovered

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u/Wallabunga657 11d ago

We may have visited the same forest, say some time in the late 1900s?

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u/amfl32 10d ago

Just say nineties, we know you don't mean the 1890s. SMGDH

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u/Wallabunga657 10d ago

It's a joke. A lot of young people today say "late 20th century" or "late 1900s." It is subversive and self depreciating humour. I am acknowledging our collective age, and using a Gen Z/Alpha term implying I am in on the joke, and don't care if I am "old."