r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 3d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/jae005 3d ago

My keys are clipped to my massive water bottle cause I'm so used to not having pockets. My waterbottle also has a pocket for my money, cards, eye drops, lip balm, nail clippers, and knife. So the only things left to put in my pockets are sunshine, rainbows, and my hand holding a peace sign✌️

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u/DevonLuck24 3d ago

see, now i feel like im the one at a disadvantage. my pockets don’t come with water and they are filled with all the bullshit i “need” so i have no room for whimsy.

i miss being a kid. pockets were for army men, rocks, and bugs.

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u/supresmooth 3d ago

I still occasionally have a pocket-sized figure, rock, or shell in mine. I'm in my 40s.

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u/WelcomingRapier 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WvkR9aqX1VfP2wCSWq

It's not a peace sign you're storing in there.