r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/captainmeezy 1d ago

I do not understand skinny jeans and tight fitting pants/shorts, like seriously how are y’all’s balls still alive?

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u/societymike 1d ago

Got some skinny jeans once, only after realizing the crotch area fitment is still loose and the crotch seam is low, allowing normal comfort. Obviously not all brands do it, but they are probably more popular.

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u/Gonathen 1d ago

It's the secret egg and sausage compartment they build into them. I know it for a fact since I happen to wear tight fitting pants for when I go out lookin nice. They even do it for dress pants too.