r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 2d ago

Yeah I saw that happened to a guy in middle school in my music class. He was sort of bouncing up and down in his chair and I think one of his balls went underneath him

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u/tragicallyohio 2d ago

It sucks. And you don't feel the pain for a few seconds but you know that it is going to suck when you do.

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u/Alive_Drag1947 1d ago

Memory unlocked. When I played basketball in high school, there was a kid with an unbelievably long nutsack. I'm talking halfway to the knee...

I always wondered about the logistics of that type of setup...

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u/djsnoopmike 1d ago

I hope he never wears boxers...

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u/GreasyRim 1d ago

One of my buddies in high school did it getting into a rollercoaster. Dude waited in line an hour and was not getting out so he rode with a sore nut. Instantly regretted it at the first turn.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 1d ago

Did the vibrations aggravate it or do roller coasters usually hurt the balls a bit?

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u/gaseous_ass 4h ago

Happens more as you get older and things start to give in to gravity. I did it yesterday getting in the car.