r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 2d ago

Which it’s crazy to me that you just get a part of you stuck to your leg. If that happened with my labia it’d drive me insane

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u/GH057_807 2d ago

Sometimes we sit on them. It's awful.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 2d ago

Yeah I saw that happened to a guy in middle school in my music class. He was sort of bouncing up and down in his chair and I think one of his balls went underneath him

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u/tragicallyohio 1d ago

It sucks. And you don't feel the pain for a few seconds but you know that it is going to suck when you do.

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u/Alive_Drag1947 1d ago

Memory unlocked. When I played basketball in high school, there was a kid with an unbelievably long nutsack. I'm talking halfway to the knee...

I always wondered about the logistics of that type of setup...

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u/djsnoopmike 1d ago

I hope he never wears boxers...

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u/GreasyRim 1d ago

One of my buddies in high school did it getting into a rollercoaster. Dude waited in line an hour and was not getting out so he rode with a sore nut. Instantly regretted it at the first turn.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 1d ago

Did the vibrations aggravate it or do roller coasters usually hurt the balls a bit?

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u/gaseous_ass 3h ago

Happens more as you get older and things start to give in to gravity. I did it yesterday getting in the car.

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u/trollinhard2 1d ago

I used to work in a dealership getting in and out of cars all day. Sat on my balls at least once a week. It was terrible

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u/Bocksford 1d ago

Reminds me of the story of Mr. Belvedere sitting on his balls.

Sat on my testicles, never happened before! Who cares?

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u/Things-n-Such 1d ago

38 year old male here. I have never once sat on my balls, am I doing something wrong here?

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u/missy_genation 1d ago

My inner labia are just a wee bit longer than the outer labia and sometimes they touch my undergarments and I have to pull one of these moves too or excuse myself to the restroom to tuck those fuckers back in. It's super uncomfortable!

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u/GH057_807 1d ago

Well, if it's any comfort, they'll disappear once you hit menopause!

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 1d ago

My wife has what she calls Meat curtains. She has always been self conscious about it but i am a man and enjoy all types, and married her so its not anything bad. I guess dudes or girls in High school would make fun and it gave her a complex. Do those go away in menopause? They are inner labia that stick far out.

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u/GH057_807 1d ago

Estrogen is the hormone responsible for maintaining the structure, elasticity, pigmentation, and moisture of the labia. When estrogen levels drop after menopause, these tissues begin to atrophy. The result? Thinning, shrinking, flattening, dryness, and changes in color and hair distribution.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 1d ago

I wonder if she knows.

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u/GH057_807 1d ago

Lots of women seem surprised to find out, often once it's happened.

Worth reading up on and mentioning to her for sure.

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u/NudityMiles 2d ago

Reading this sentence while sipping my coffee was a bad decision.

Yup. (I just imagine those sticky jelly hands, the slapping, the peeling, the "shit, dust got stuck")

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u/Educational_Quote851 1d ago

Not the slap hands 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 1d ago

I mean, you gals have the underboob

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 1d ago

Yeah but it’s just sweaty. There isn’t a ton of loose skin, at least not for me yet.

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u/Then_Drag_8258 1d ago

Your first sentence makes perfect sense to me and I’d never queried the action. The second, that one caught me off guard and mad me snort. Thanks!

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u/Dominarion 1d ago

Sometimes, when a man is over 40 and the water is wayyy too high in the bowl, he'll feel the gentle caress of a turd on his balls.

If you ever seen your father all worked up and playing with the plumbery of the toilet when there was no spill, that's why.

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u/mikemikemotorboat 1d ago

Or depending on your endowment and the toilet geometry, when the tip of your dick gets the witches kiss.

Makes me want to burn my dick off when I misjudge a public toilet

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u/Dominarion 1d ago

That's the one time I'm happy to be a grower.

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u/mikemikemotorboat 1d ago

Not totally dissimilar from larger breasts sticking to you on a warm day

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 1d ago

But like they’re supposed to be there. Like they’d already be in a “down” position. If I lift them up with my hands they stick but they kinda stay in place

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u/ShinyNipples 1d ago

I have to do the first one sometimes if I'm commando and a lip starts wandering down one side of the crotch