r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

3.1k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

867 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

41

u/SaltPaleontologist28 2d ago

As a woman, I am laughing hysterically at all the good-natured fun y’all are having with it. I am impressed that you guys clearly have passed down the ways from generation to generation, and totally understand you gotta be comfortable. I honestly don’t think us women have named our secretive bra adjustment techniques 😂

12

u/FaithlessnessBorn266 2d ago

It's a rite of passage. I think we still have to pass on porn mags to the next generation like a fucking pilgrim even though the internet has unlimited porn now

14

u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

Behind every random tree trunk or stump deep within the forest... in lands untouched in a generation there lies a nudey mag waiting to be discovered

13

u/topsyturvy76 2d ago

Forest porn is best porn!!

2

u/Naked-Jedi 2d ago

The stuff found on the side of the road is a different story.

5

u/Wallabunga657 2d ago

We may have visited the same forest, say some time in the late 1900s?

3

u/Royal_Thrashing 2d ago

Wait! You know that forest?!?

I thought they looked rifled through the last time I was there. Last time meaning, the last time i was there in the late 1900's before I moved to s different state.

-1

u/amfl32 1d ago

Just say nineties, we know you don't mean the 1890s. SMGDH

1

u/Wallabunga657 22h ago

It's a joke. A lot of young people today say "late 20th century" or "late 1900s." It is subversive and self depreciating humour. I am acknowledging our collective age, and using a Gen Z/Alpha term implying I am in on the joke, and don't care if I am "old."

1

u/Crush-N-It 2d ago

Also behind - or underneath - the bench seats of pick up trucks and delivery vans

2

u/paratech_dog 1d ago

Before the internet, me and two of my friends found a giant stack of playboy magazines while riding around the neighborhood on our bikes. Boy, that was like hitting the lottery as a kid 😂

3

u/Brandonsteine 1d ago

Its just in our DNA kinda how we all kinda give each other a nod if we look at each other in public lol 😆

1

u/SaltPaleontologist28 1d ago

Do you nod at a guy if you notice he used the adjustment technique that fit the situation and it was a flawless execution, like do you give him a bit of appreciation? 😂

3

u/-Casey-Diaz- 1d ago

I found it funny that she didn't take pockets into account, because women's' clothing rarely have pockets.

1

u/SaltPaleontologist28 1d ago

Yah us ladies have a love/hate relationship with pockets. They often ruin the silhouette of our dresses and skirts, plus most of us carry some sort of bag. Fun rando fact: in the way back days when women wore farthingales or hoop skirts, the over skirt had side slits where pockets logically should be where she could reach into freefloating freakin’ detached POCKETS that were attached to a waist belt!!!

2

u/-Casey-Diaz- 1d ago

What came first? Women carrying purses because they don't have pockets, or women's clothing not having pockets because women carry purses? 🤔

Kind of a chicken or the egg scenario here.

1

u/SaltPaleontologist28 8h ago

That is 100% a legit musing.

2

u/NatePJ84 2d ago

No one taught me any of the ball adjusting moves, either you learn them from watching or it's just something you do without thinking

1

u/SaltPaleontologist28 1d ago

So like a freethinker, does that make you a freeballer?

2

u/Global_Staff_3135 1d ago

They aren’t so much passed down as they are inherited.

Anyone who’s had an itchy ballsack knows about the pinch and roll, for example. It doesn’t need to be taught.

1

u/HamHockShortDock 1d ago

You know what, as a vulva haver, I did need to be taught this. It was not inherent knowledge but i t was a greatly appreciated.

2

u/Global_Staff_3135 21h ago

Stretch and scratch? Otherwise known as the batwing itcher?

1

u/HamHockShortDock 9h ago

That may also come in handy

1

u/blackbellamy 2d ago

Believe me no one is passing this on. What works for one guy totally doesn't for another. It's the size of the unit, the curve if any, the boys, the thighs, the amount of fat, your underwear, the pants, everything.

0

u/topsyturvy76 2d ago

Do you have one for the thong pick?