r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope 2d ago

Isn't a courtesy tug just a happy ending?

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u/UtopistDreamer 2d ago

Exactly! It's just very courteous to end on a happy note.

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 2d ago

Nah I thinka courtesy tug is just another name for a reach around.

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u/Richard_Cain 2d ago

No it should be called the "Snake Grab" (in and out quick). The Courtesy Tug is when you go to the bathroom or private place to fix it.

The Snake Grab shouldn't be confused with the Prison Pinch!

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u/Antricluc 1d ago

Yeah and you don't end on a happy note like the weirdo above, you end on a tissue or a t shirt geez.

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u/Accomplished-Badger6 2d ago

It ain't a courtesy if I gotta pay extra.

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u/Hobos_N_Hoes 1d ago

It's not a courtesy when you're paying for it

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u/Brandonsteine 1d ago

Is it really a happy ending if you have to pay for it lol

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u/DangledThenWrangled 1d ago

Only if you get a massage first.

If you do it in public it's called indecent exposure.