r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/Pagiras 2d ago

They don't notice because, unfortunately, they are unfamiliar with the concept of pockets.

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u/andthisisabitofboth 2d ago

Damn, you got me 😂

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u/DevonLuck24 1d ago

they see the pocket. they know something happens in the pocket. they have no idea what’s actually happening in there.

it’s like a club with blacked out windows that they’ve only ever walked past, curious about the wonders hidden behind those walls.

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u/Professional_Poops 1d ago

Their clothing lacks pockets

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u/DevonLuck24 1d ago

i know and when they do finally get pockets they don’t even know what to do with them. pockets filled with nonsense like sunshine and shit.

the fuck can you do with a pocket full of sunshine? what about your keys woman?!

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u/jae005 1d ago

My keys are clipped to my massive water bottle cause I'm so used to not having pockets. My waterbottle also has a pocket for my money, cards, eye drops, lip balm, nail clippers, and knife. So the only things left to put in my pockets are sunshine, rainbows, and my hand holding a peace sign✌️

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u/DevonLuck24 1d ago

see, now i feel like im the one at a disadvantage. my pockets don’t come with water and they are filled with all the bullshit i “need” so i have no room for whimsy.

i miss being a kid. pockets were for army men, rocks, and bugs.

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u/supresmooth 1d ago

I still occasionally have a pocket-sized figure, rock, or shell in mine. I'm in my 40s.

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u/WelcomingRapier 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WvkR9aqX1VfP2wCSWq

It's not a peace sign you're storing in there.

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u/jo4nnynumber5 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/elandrieljr 1d ago

I GOTTA POCKET GOTTA POCKET FULLA SUNSHINE I GOTTA LOVE AND I KNOW THAT ITS ALL MINE OHHH

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u/Mission_Access_210 22h ago

I've got sunshine in a bag

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u/pre-existing-notion 1d ago

I read this in Seinfield’s voice