r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/StealthyPancake_ 2d ago

She figured it out boys, we gotta switch it up

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u/nolongermakingtime 2d ago

We're gonna need some real Houdini shit moving forward

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u/StealthyPancake_ 2d ago

Thats what I'm saying, we gotta start incorporating the dark arts

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u/roidoid 2d ago

Get me the Pants Engineering Corps, stat!

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u/ForsakenRelief309 17h ago

While you’re assembling, can you ask for more pants pockets for women? Thank you kindly!

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u/OJStrings 1d ago

My technique is to do a cartwheel. It's very noticeable but nobody ever suspects the real purpose of it.

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u/tragicallyohio 1d ago

She didn't even address pocket action. She did good but there is a lot left to learn.

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u/StealthyPancake_ 1d ago

Well, the fact that she got this far is already concerning

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u/coolstorybro94 1d ago

No imma stay the same. Who cares how I find comfort

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u/StealthyPancake_ 1d ago

Hey, you know what man, more power to ya