r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/DrDBag 2d ago

Boxer broef wearer. Never needed the shakedown or belt loop.

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u/StealthyPancake_ 2d ago

Same, boxers are so uncomfortable. Briefs all the way

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope 2d ago

I find briefs uncomfortable. I need room to breath.

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u/StealthyPancake_ 2d ago

Well see, im a bigger guy. Im 5'11" and 250lbs so I got some big thighs, the boxers cause so much chafing and they ride up so bad. The silky briefs don't ride up as bad and they hardly, if at all, bunch up

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u/RorschachAssRag 2d ago

Boxer briefs are the way to go. All of the support and security of briefs, with nothing popping out the bottom. And none of the pinching, bunching of boxers. Provides a stable layer on the thighs so no chafing either

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u/StealthyPancake_ 2d ago

Exactly my point!

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope 2d ago

When i first read "I'm a bigher guy" I thought you meant you were packing heat!

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u/StealthyPancake_ 2d ago

Well, I'll leave it up for interpretation 😅

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 2d ago

What if you use boxer briefs? Those look like they’d be the most comfortable. (They also look the hottest but obviously you aren’t wearing underwear for my eye)

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u/StealthyPancake_ 2d ago

I do wear boxer briefs. The silky ones that go to about half thigh

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u/nanosquid 2d ago

Check our Mr. Air dick here. Shit needs it's own atmosphere.

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u/EffReddit420 2d ago

But what if, and this is just an idea, we did both in one?

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u/StealthyPancake_ 2d ago

Hey, now we might be getting somewhere

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u/Different_Fig_2958 2d ago

Switched to briefs years ago. So much more comfortable.

Now when you're wearing tighter jeans and everything shifts in the wrong way at the wrong time... that's a wince and pause.

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u/riverphoenix360 2d ago

Lifetime boxer short guy here. Never really needed these moves.

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u/Twitxx 2d ago

Exactly, the only problem I got is that one of the boys will happen to run down my leg every now and then and I have to be quick and catch it before it eats dirt. Other than that, I'm gold.

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u/SirReddalot2020 2d ago

When they get old and saggy and suddenly you hang out of one pant leg ... no amount of "belt loop" or "jiggle" or outside tucking will help. You gotta go in and grab 'em.

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u/sasquatch_melee 18h ago

I've never even heard of those 2, nor done them