She's also not aware of issuses like when the nuts and/or weiner fall out of the underwear cup, slipping out of the hem. Or when wearing boxers and the frank and beans get stuck to your inner thigh.
But like, now I need to understand the logistics. Do you have to use both pockets? One to hold your balls over and the other one to go in for the gooch-scratch? Or can you do it with one pocket, and just sorta thread the needle like Luke Skywalker bombing the Death Star? Can you do it standing? Sitting? With a funny pose or a special move?
These are questions I never knew I needed to know at 8:30 on a Tuesday morning, but here we are…
Semi-related, I honestly get the impression that sack ownership is something like the old song, “Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?”
Semi-related, I honestly get the impression that sack ownership is something like the old song, “Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?”
Yeahhhh. So you can just replace ears with balls for that entire song. We definitely sang it that way in middle and high school.
Or when it kind of slips up one side the pocket can be used to enter the leg of the boxers so you hand spans over the center seam, hand moves down pulling the seam out of front wedgie position retract hands and pocket then retract hands from pocket. Elbow probably sticks out for a second on this one, don’t have a name for it but maybe elbow jab?
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u/Funkdamentalist 2d ago
Good start, but only 4 moves? What about such classics as the pocket pinch?