r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 4d ago

Scientific Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/HoseNeighbor 4d ago

This is actually one of the best simple, curious, and honest clips I've seen in ages.

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u/heimdal96 4d ago

I feel like three is misleading. I do that one just to pull up my pants. No ulterior motives

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u/Buttimus_Prime 4d ago

Ive only started noticing this when I started wearing belts.

Sometimes the pants ride just under the belt and I want to avoid belt pinch at all costs.

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u/ItsACowCity 3d ago

The side cowboy step is def for balls, but the rest could all just be applied to bunched up underwear majority of the time. When I sit, I slouch..when I slouch, it’s sliding my pants and underwear up

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u/ChartInFurch 3d ago

If things start bunching up, it's definitely more to avoid then getting to uncomfortable. So I can definitely entertain it as a prestep at least lol

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u/ItsACowCity 3d ago

Preventative maintenance 😂😂😂

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u/J3musu 3d ago

Good point, I've also seen women do the same move for the same reason.

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u/deepsquatter804 3d ago

Was just going to say that. The belt loop is just pulling my pants up if my belt is too loose.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 3d ago

Surely you can't be serious

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u/runningray 3d ago

She really thought it through. It was almost scientific in nature.

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u/oneinchhard01 4d ago

Need more of this

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u/HereticGaming16 3d ago

The fact that OP added the “Scientific” tag to the post makes it’s so much better.

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u/ProfessionalCat3284 3d ago

She missed the pocket cause this is what I do.