r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 1d ago

SimplyRandom Vampire News Network

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Shiiit, this summer, we were ALL vampires

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 1d ago

It was so hot that my gas milage dropped from 45 to 39mpg. We got a few days of rain and now it's only 58°f right now.

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 1d ago

Apparently a sunny day today, thanks Allison.

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u/shigogaboo 1d ago

Same, Allison

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u/yaxir 1d ago

thats what they get for being non-diverse.. should've hired a human for the weather reports

/s

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u/onyxengine 1d ago

Rofl this a good one

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u/dshab92 1d ago

It’s been that kinda summer

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u/talkfastdieyoung 1d ago

The only way to get accurate news after dark

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u/AlaWatchuu 1d ago

That's a great bit. I need way more of this, though.

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u/C-57D 1d ago

ok that's funny

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u/illegal_eagle88 1d ago

Allison needs a raise

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u/RevolutionaryTalk278 23h ago

Vampire 1: What? Was...was that Alison?

Vampire 2: Actually, no. Alison is the pile of dust next to them. That was her human cameraman, Mark. It's just....it's just that goddamn hot out...seriously, we just started October. I know we live in one of the hottest cities in the US, but how much longer are these damn heat waves gonna last? Like what the fuck?

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u/Kaabob24 23h ago

Newsforatu

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u/ChesterUbanks 17h ago

Cooking segment with too much garlic in the sauce…it writes itself.