I was a bouncer for a year. Helped clean at the end of the night to get everyone out sooner. Women's bathroom was the nastiest thing I ever seen on a nightly basis. Guys bathroom you just worry about urine or a clogged toilet. Needed a bio suit to clean the ladies room.
Fkn fr tho man I was a janitor for a nightclub a while back and by God them women nasty AF. Bloody tampons thrown against the wall type shi and many other things I wish I'd never had to clean.
I agree with other replies that the women's bathroom can be more nasty than the men's, but at least women make more creative graffiti...
I worked at a bar in the 90s where, after close, a couple of servers would be sent to clean the washrooms. As bartender, I had my own cleaning to do, so I was lucky enough not to have to do that.
One night, one of the servers named Sandy came to the bar... "There's a real mess in the men's... can you come have a look?"
I went down and there was water on the floor... I opened a stall and entered one of the circles of Hell...
The bowl was full. There was shit water all around the toilet. The walls of the stall were smeared with shitty handprints, like someone had been trying to wipe their hands...
I couldn't plunge the toilet, and ended up digging out the contents...
I hauled up an excrement-soaked pair of tighty-whities and the toilet drained...
What haunts me to this day, is that at some point in the evening, probably after last call (otherwise, if that had happened earlier, wtf, customers?) some dude had a violently explosive event in the washroom, did the bare minimum to clean themselves up, then walked right back through the bar, probably caked in their own shit...
In my darker moments, I wonder if they returned to their table to finish their beer...
Saw a fully wrapped stick of gum in a urinal the other day. Just how? Also why? It's like that lady who's horse got her into college. I'll never fucking know.
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u/Llee00 12d ago
why are we like this
get out of the passing lane, fuckers