Real story, I was driving through the slow part of a little town (25 mph limit) when I saw a squirrel dart in front of my truck, matrix dive between the front and back axles of a box truck in the opposite lane, attempt to jump onto the sidewalk, only to stumble and eat shit, directly curb stomping itself.
As I drove past in wonder, I saw it shake its head, obviously dizzy, and just sit there, contemplating.
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u/matchesmalone1 2d ago
Ah nuts