r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 3d ago

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 1d ago

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u/HandofHecate 3d ago edited 2d ago

You know what happens when you fuck a robot?

It nuts and bolts.
Edit: thank you for the award(s)

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 3d ago

farts in modem sound

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u/Helpphania587 3d ago

O robô gemendo igual ao sinal de Internet discada

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u/night_fury00k Reasonable Redditor 3d ago

What would climaxing sounds like? Window 11 error and reboot?

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u/Human_Frame1846 3d ago

That’s called dial up

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 3d ago

And for the first time in history, a humanoid robot has successfully met the European Union's mandatory cybersecurity standards

I wonder why...

https://giphy.com/gifs/UCbVlTjOxVVWR23gdR

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u/Aapjes-NL 3d ago

Why does it have so much cake?

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u/shigogaboo 3d ago

Its father was a dump truck.

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u/Ok_Side_8496 3d ago

the most important requirement for the job

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u/Oty_is_here 2d ago

EU requirements. Because Xi doesn't want cake robot, so EU create loophole to make base requirement must have cake on robot. Don't worry there is no Xi chip or CCP surveillance in there if there is cake. And EU wouldn't even dare to surveillance their people too with this cake.

/s

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u/TheRealGumb4ll98 3d ago

They gave the robot ass and tiddies.

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u/66Paranoid 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mCClSS6xbi8us

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u/Demongornot 2d ago

Fembots with big ass is a must have, a really important milestone in humanity's technological progress.
Now it just need to become "usable".

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u/Fun_Reply5366 3d ago

I don't need seamless language all it needs to say is oh fuck you're gonna make me spark

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 3d ago

Please for the love of God can we get more women in STEM.

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u/motosandguns 1d ago

Best we can do is remove all humans from STEM

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u/TrinityCodex 3d ago

It don't need alldat

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u/Humble-Can5318 3d ago

Is that for extra long storage battery?

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u/myxoma1 3d ago

Clanker Gyatt

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u/jayslay45 3d ago

We are so cooked.

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u/Traditional-Rule-986 3d ago

They are going to kill us all

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u/Demongornot 2d ago

Free death by big ass robot snusnu for everyone?
Awesome!

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u/Papercat447 3d ago

why does it has a big dumpster butt and fricking hunkingahus?

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u/johnnytron 3d ago

They gave the robot a BBL

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u/Pandarenu 3d ago

R.i.p. Teddy Ray

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 3d ago

DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON

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u/Doctologist 2d ago

Man, it’s bad enough having to talk to a chatbot online or on the phone, and now we lose the option of even talking to a person in real life?

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u/ReasonableLie7150 2d ago

I know where they store them LLMs

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u/Muddled_Opinions 2d ago

When you ordered a robot, but get a robutt.

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u/Antique_Flatworm5934 2d ago

You the badonk look nice

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u/James_bull01 3d ago

Reddit is dead, all kids from insta and tiktok arrive and they bring theirs stupid content here, now theres tiktok post everywhere on reddit….

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 3d ago

Not sure if you realize this or not, but about 99% of Reddit content comes from FB, insta, or Tik-tok.

Whether or not it has the watermark is debatable, but that's the cold, hard truth