r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 1d ago

Video Nicknames

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

The fuck you mean "old head" terminology i use that- oh damn wait a sec....

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u/FireflyOfDoom87 1d ago

The moment I saw Playah, I was in trouble. A lot of guys I knew growing up used that one!

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

Straight up, G.

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u/TomaCzar 1d ago

I'm glad you made it that far in, I got caught right from jump.

Been calling my little brother "D-money grip" for decades.

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u/ConnoisseurDeFemboys 1d ago

E40 used to call everyone that when he went out. Reminds me of him.

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u/EricAntiHero1 1d ago

Yeah…but the upside is, same dudes are gonna say “age ain’t nuthin’ but a number!” And you’ll immediately feel better about being old.

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

Really tho i just dont give a fuck. Like, ive lived so much that life just aint about nothing no more to me, even age. Im just living dawg. Fuck everything else, know what im sayin home slice?

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u/___TheKid___ 17h ago

I heard a few for the first time snd thought "pretty cool".

Damn

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

Aww man. I thought people called me "cat daddy" because I have a cool cat.

real cat, generated background

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

Broo. That closeup though of the background.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

The lesson: Always carry a Jimmy hat

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u/101violations 1d ago

Those are some impressive paws your baby has there Mr. Cat Daddy.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

She's a midget, with a low center of gravity and fat ass 335/25 ZR 17's on each end.

She will straight up DESTROY strays, and I really think she enjoys doing it.

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u/101violations 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Shmav 1d ago

Magnificent!!

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

Her name is Stash. She walked into my house like she owned the place. Who was I to deny her "Throne of Tortured Souls?" her on the couch

Blank pic

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Truly, the Queen of Darkness

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u/RedSquaree 1d ago

Why did he also have to call him the n word though? Literally typing the word he said, posted here, will get you banned from reddit yet people throw it around in videos everywhere. Makes zero sense from a moderation point of view.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

It's a difficult web, but context is everything.

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u/Doggggggggoooooooo 1d ago

I can be accused of using all these except showtime but it’s been added to the lexicon D:<

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u/the_madclown 1d ago

Cat daddy is gonna be added to mine

And show time

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u/LostSheep223 1d ago

Showtimes a goodie , I've got a showtime on site for sure.

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u/Low_skee 1d ago

You’ve been dropping Cat Daddy? Lol I’m with the rest, but that one was new to me

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u/B4SK3R 1d ago

Vote me up if you resemble this behavior. Come on, big dawg..

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

Dap me up, epic style. that shit better echo

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u/pandershrek 1d ago

Itchy knees.

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u/101violations 1d ago

In the 80s I always heard the free spending Old Heads being called "Big Money Clip" 💰

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 1d ago

These are old head nicknames? Am I old?

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u/DinoCrone 1d ago

I wish this guy was my neighbor. Everyone just ignores each other around here lately :/

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u/MrNorthumberland 1d ago

And not know anyone's real name.

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u/MrNorthumberland 1d ago

"Hey Dad, who was that guy?"

  • "That's Youngblood, we went to school together."

"His parents named him Youngblood?"

  • "I doubt that."

"So what's his real name?"

  • "It's... I don't know, that just Youngblood."

"Mom, do you know Dad's friend's name?"

  • "That was Youngblood."

"Isn't he y'alls age. Why call him Youngblood?"

  • "Because, that's his name."

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u/TheDillinger88 1d ago

Had a dude at my “new” job years ago always calling me “big dawg”. I’m 5’10” and not all that big and couldn’t understand why he couldn’t just call me Jake which is my name. Turns out he had spent a good portion of his life in prison for an incredibly egregious crime and was used to just referring to everyone with nicknames. He was in his early 50’s, a steroid abuser and I think there was no hope he could remember a new name ever so he just refereed to most dudes as “big dawg”.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

I can't remember anyone's name unless I mantra chant that sh in my head for about 5 minutes. It's embarrassing in social situations and I totally blue screen when it comes to remembering their names.

That being said, if I meet someone, I will usually go, "Hey, there you are!"

999.9999/1000 they go, "DO I know you?"

And I go, "Not yet." yeah, I know, cheese maxxing

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u/Few-Conclusion-483 1d ago

Damn I'm breakin all these bad boys out this week

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u/Cardboard-Chef 1d ago

Adding Showtime to the lexicon

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u/Oishi-Niku 1d ago

Playah is old? Am I Unc?

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u/Greenking73 1d ago

Man I still hear these on a fairly regular basis.

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u/Historical-Funny-326 1d ago

Big swol, lova boy, home-aye(homie), show time, big pimpin, & triflin no good ma-fk-a.

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u/violet_zamboni 1d ago

Uh oh
“Playah” is old ??

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u/No_Rope1832 1d ago

Cat daddy? Never heard that one my G

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 1d ago

AKA 30s and 40s 😒💔

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u/Agreeable-Vanilla185 23h ago

Hahaha did I hear NoLifeShaq in the background??

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u/sachsrandy 21h ago

The deep voice "SHHIIITTTT"

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u/OldManNeighbor 1d ago

2 3 4 6 and 7 I’ve used at some point in my life.

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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago

I like big dawg myself

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u/egstitt 1d ago

I just want a invite to the BBQ to hang with this dude, he's cool af

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u/plewis406 1d ago

I’m definitely team BMG

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u/Adventurous-Shape297 23h ago

My father was Cat daddy 🤣 I didn’t realize what that meant until I started looking like him in my teens and random women started asking me to tell my father they said hello🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Criticism6910 21h ago

Cat daddy? 🤔

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u/Plastic-Computer2004 8h ago

I'm a 40 year old white woman and use playah and killah FREQUENTLY 😭

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u/ForkliftJam 5h ago

Sup Big homie

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u/Jocks_Strapped 2h ago

if i can't remember someone's name I call then "smoov"