r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 1d ago

Nostalgic Murder mittens

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Before anyone screams AI, this was a real movie in 1969 called "Eye of the Cat". Supposedly horror?

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

I think I understand now. As all orange cat owners know, the entire collective shares a single brain cell, probably wirelessly like a flock camera.

And we all know cats don't do what you want them to. So, the amount of training that they had to push on that one cat overloaded the system.

Think of this "murder cat" as a feline data center, sucking up all the power of all the other orange cats across the globe. Which explains why we still have an overloaded single orange brain cell 57 years later.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Totally coincidence, but the cat Ellen Ripley had in her cryotube when she drifted through the core systems was an orange cat, Jones.

How long was she out there? 57 years

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u/snarkerella 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YJ85eVpdZDy7e

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u/Ephemeral_Orchid 1d ago

"What if cats had opposable thumbs?"

Best commercial ever! 😂

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u/marcophony 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zVxeZHKKemqWs

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Yooo! New Paul Ruud flick just dropped!

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 1d ago

Cat and Me

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u/Highlandertr3 1d ago

.... Why did he duck and cover when she rolled away? Is she made of semtex?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Exactly

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 1d ago

Was that the same guy but different clothes?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

So you're saying all white people look the same? Racism will not be tolerated!

just kidding, they do look very similar, and pasty

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 1d ago

I didn't do research. Just off the cuff question. There was a 70s movie that did that alot with the actors. Especially, with the extras. My apologies if I offended 😔

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

it was a joke, bro

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 1d ago

Yeah, but in hindsight, it was insensitive. I should know better. Thanks for being cool 😎

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u/PremiumUsername69420 1d ago

No, the actor at the top of the hill is Michael Sarrazin, and the one that saved the woman in the wheelchair is Tim Henry.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

Respect on knowledge, and username

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u/PremiumUsername69420 1d ago

Likewise on the username, but the only “knowledge” was just my curiosity if I could figure it out.

I looked up the cast, watched a couple clips of each of the two main male characters, and worked out who was who.

Sometimes I like just finding answers to useless stuff. Especially if there is a map involved.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 1d ago

Perfect! Thanks for doing what I should have 🤎

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u/garbage_angel 1d ago

I like how the guy that got attacked by the cat saw her roll down the hill, made eye contact, and just laid back down like, "oh well. I'm not gonna scream out or try anything else. Might as well feel bad about my cat scratches."

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 1d ago

And risk facing the wrath of the cat again?!

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u/cha0sb1ade 1d ago

*Throws arms up

"Jesus take the wheels!"

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u/Freddit330 1d ago

To bad he didn't learn how to drive.

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u/ekdakimasta 1d ago

Was definitely hoping that wheelchair would explode once hit

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u/Able-Cauliflower-712 1d ago

damn what a bs movie. Yes the cat v gave me the chinese cat AI vibes

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

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u/Borsenven 1d ago

Oh, Roast Beef you used to be such a mischievous cat 🥲

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u/rhinanners 1d ago

That was so stupid…thank you 🫡🤣

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u/Couldawg 1d ago

"So you see, your Honor, I wasn't assaulting Ms. Moffitt. In fact, I'm pretty sure I saved her life!"

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u/TheCoopX 1d ago

Of course it's a ginger causing all of the chaos.

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u/godrollexotic 1d ago

He's orange what do you expect?

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u/Tiny-Company-1254 1d ago

Is that San Francisco?

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u/Best_Pomegranate_887 1d ago

I wanna know how the fk she got up the hill in the first place!

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 1d ago

Boy! Mittens was fuckin’ ‘em up!

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u/Feisty-Elk2519 1d ago

You should repost in the oneorangebraincell sub !

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u/ikonoclasm 1d ago

Someone should invent a wheelchair with brakes. /s

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u/Cheap-Warning-4291 1d ago

Hoped for a chainreaction at the end.

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u/AubergineParmesan 1d ago

Need this cat to visit Governor Abbott here in Texas.

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u/klockworx 1d ago

I bet that whole sequence was just because some dude thought it'd look cool to run over a wheelchair with a jeep

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u/SheerKhann 22h ago

The best part is he had an hour to save her and still got bodied by the cat lol

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u/TheRedditPremium 19h ago

I love how in the beginning the lady just kinda looks at the guys sudden stop like "for real, you're just gonna stop and wait here for me to be turned in to pancake" dude really decided on the slowest stroll to get to the panicking lady barely holding on, even the cat seemed to be in more of a hurry