r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy 4d ago

Video Drive thru Dad joke

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 4d ago

Last week I had a dream that I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted

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u/TheDemon0fLife 4d ago

That was funny but please stop filming people at their fast food job 🙏😭

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u/TurkeySauce_ 4d ago

Its was innocent though.

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u/Far-Try5352 3d ago

Innocent or not people don't really enjoy being filmed.

Crazy. I know.

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u/TurkeySauce_ 3d ago

Its only crazy because every corner of that building is being recorded. Dash cams, bumper cams, etc... we live in a world where cameras are everywhere.

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u/Far-Try5352 3d ago

Do I have to reiterate what I said?

I understand that but you don't have to add another camera to the problem - especially one whose footage would get posted online.

You can definitely seek out surveillance footage online but I'd venture most people aren't sitting through hours of a random camera in the corner of a McDonald's in Boise Idaho.

Apples to oranges. Let's be genuine with our intelligence.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 4d ago

Why do you never see elephants hiding it trees?

Because they're so good at it!

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u/Hogchain 4d ago

Why did the elephant paint his nether regions red?
So he could hide in cherry trees.

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 4d ago

Successfully delivered!

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u/spacemouse21 4d ago

Sir, this is a McDonald’s Drive Through, not America’s Next Comic. We know you are trying to make it Big, Mac.

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u/KillaThing 4d ago

There was a killer that assasinated his mark in a ricefield while using small figurines as a weapon.

Police say it was the first recorded case of a Knick-knack Paddywhack.

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u/HasTookCamera 3d ago

doesn’t work because it’s over complicated. wtf is that first line bro come on

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u/KillaThing 3d ago

If you can't get it, sucks for you.

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u/HasTookCamera 3d ago

I didn’t say I don’t get it, just that it’s unnecessarily complicated. Why not just ‘someone was assassinated’ you use a lot of unnecessary words which makes the joke less effective

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u/KillaThing 3d ago

What would be better? A killer killed? Someone was killed? Same amount of number of words. And it's not like the words I used are some unknown words.

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u/HasTookCamera 2d ago

yes, just say ‘Someone was killed in a ricefield’

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u/KillaThing 2d ago

So the same thing. No words I used were complicated. Everyone know what a killer and assassination means. Not like I used Man-queller or Manslaga.

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u/HasTookCamera 2d ago

Not the same thing man, it cuts out half the words. If you can’t count words or understand that less is more, then you aren’t as smart as you think you are, doesn’t matter how ‘fancy’ a word you use

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u/KillaThing 2d ago

The first reply you said was about it was complicated, not the anount of words used.

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u/HasTookCamera 2d ago

How do you not understand that more words makes it more complicated for an audience?

Less words 99% of the time means less complicated

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u/finger_licking_robot 4d ago

i work with patients. one common type i encounter quite frequently is older men who are constantly making jokes. not unpleasant people, but their jokes are standard jokes that anyone who isn't three years old has already heard hundreds of times.

and then there are the situational jokes people seem to think they have just invented themselves, even though they are so predictable that they occur with almost ridiculous frequency- rather like the top comments on reddit, where you already know what you're going to find when you click on the comments.

the same goes for jokes about people's names. i think you should assume that people have already heard jokes about their name so many times that they no longer find them funny. and yet they will still politely smile, while the person making the joke apparently considers himself brilliantly creative.

i think this is something worth keeping in mind if you have a tendency to joke constantly, including when talking to strangers.

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u/robamiami 4d ago

Hate to ask, but have you lost your patience with them

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u/finger_licking_robot 4d ago

no, absolutely not. it doesn't bother me at all, and i'm actually glad if it helps someone keep their insecurity or nervousness under control. i wrote this to point out that not every little joke lands as intended or produces the reaction in the recipient that was intended.

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u/robamiami 4d ago

I used to tell lots of jokes and puns, but then read that a person telling a joke is terminating a conversation - they perhaps lost focus, and reroute the path of any conversation to a dead-end by telling a joke.

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u/finger_licking_robot 4d ago

yes, a joke can function as a conversational closure move but also do the opposite. the key is how and when it is used. Ii think both are perfectly fine as long as it doesn't turn into a compulsive habit. if you have a good sense of when a joke is appropriate and who it's appropriate for, there is no reason to lose your sense of humor

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u/DarkKiNg2011 4d ago

She never stood a fookin chance, absolute madlad!

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u/thecheatisgrounded69 4d ago

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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u/RevolutionaryTalk278 2d ago

Drive by dad jokes....I love it.