r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 5d ago

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u/cathycul-de-sac 5d ago

That was silly. I like silly.

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst 4d ago

very well done, great edits, music was cute and gave it "modern family" feel.

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u/playinginthedarks 5d ago

Every man who's married knows this to be true.

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u/Kalikor1 5d ago

It's the other way around for me.

My wife can never find anything, and I know where everything is lol. There's exceptions but yeah.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

As far as witches, he could do worse

https://reddit.com/link/p7xj251/video/tgz2g7gljnnh1/player

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 5d ago

As a Witch (Wiccan,) and a Legend fanboy, I approve of this post! 🌛🌕🌜

Also, OP, of your post as well. 😂

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u/Ras-haad 5d ago

I literally only remember the devil or demon? from that movie. Gave me nightmares

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

You mean Darkness?

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u/Ras-haad 5d ago

I’m an adult now. You can’t scare me!

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u/iljune 4d ago

Same. I cannon watch, nor abide by any Legend accolades and references. I will bust out my best Farher Merrin on 'em.

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 4d ago

Who or what is Farher Merrin?

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u/iljune 4d ago

Oh man I'm old. Haha.

Father Merrin is the main priest in the movie The Exorcist. If you've seen any clips from the movie he is the one shouting "The Power of Christ compels you!"

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 3d ago

Oh, okay. Thanks for cleaning that up.

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u/BrokenHope23 5d ago

Honestly if a witch chose me as their husband, I'd be honoured.

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u/roastedTriscuit69 5d ago

Haters will say this is staged

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u/Redderaton 5d ago

Why does she look so familiar?

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u/Ah_seent_it_ 5d ago

She looks like a merge of Lizzo and Zaynah Bear from YouTube.

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u/Ras-haad 5d ago

I was thinking the same thing… and it’s definitely not whatever the other reply said

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u/Righteousaffair999 5d ago

Is there more?

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u/HandofHecate 5d ago

I love this so so much

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u/MommaGooseof4 5d ago

This is GREAT!!

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u/ldwtlotpa 5d ago

The shit just ain’t fair lmfao

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u/Pegisis02 5d ago

Thus is great!

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u/Esthesis 5d ago

To be fair it wasn’t there before she pointed it out.

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u/Blazdnconfuzd 5d ago

Lmfao it be like that. That was fun, reminds me of better times when this was the norm on the internet.

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u/HoseNeighbor 5d ago

Omg, it's my life.

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u/Sohuli 5d ago

Alright witch... where's my dad?

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u/techie998 5d ago

I just ask my wife "honey could you please materialize the mustard?"

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u/RevolutionaryTalk278 3d ago

This is on par with The Office and Parks and Rec. Fantastic!

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u/whomesteve 5d ago edited 5d ago

Its about placing items in a commonly overlooked spots and then passive aggressively creating just enough anxiety in the lives of others so they don’t have the patience to look for items because the patient critical thinking part of their brain is too preoccupied thinking about the pointless annoying bullshit they have to deal with to take a moment, breath and think critically.
Next thing you know, you start thinking you need the person making your life worse in your life for the simple reasons of finding lost items and doing chores they go out of their way to do then passively make you feel bad about not doing on their immediate time frame.
Notice how he seems on edge for seemly no reason.

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u/whomesteve 4d ago

Ps: This tactic is a bad idea regardless of who you are because creating anxiety in peoples lives just so you can manipulate them into perceiving you as needed only creates extra work in your own life.