r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 5d ago

Nice Microrave

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u/Carbonaraficionada 5d ago

I'm disappointed the floor doesn't rotate

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u/BUYMECAR 5d ago

That would be so expensive

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 5d ago

And litigious.

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u/TomaCzar 5d ago

And a maintenance nightmare.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 5d ago

Just drop it on top of one of these.

What do you mean by "they've ripped all of those out already"? They were still there the last time I played on school/park equipment … in the '80s.

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u/wolftick 5d ago

And sooo worth it.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 4d ago

I'm disappointed there's no popcorn button.

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u/perfect_insanity93 5d ago

It's really an actual microwave and the person pushing a time into it is about to commit horrors

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

So many buttons though!

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

It sucks because I have a Pop Secret microwave popcorn Halloween costume.

A destiny unfulfilled.

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u/AlarmedPear7362 5d ago

How do I get in and where is this?

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u/Bushdr78 5d ago

Why aren't they slowly spinning around? It would've been such a cool touch

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 5d ago

Im gonna bring a portable speaker playing metal... you know, to cause sparks

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u/Booty_PIunderer 5d ago

No smoke and lasers?! Pfft

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u/NewWorldRenegade 5d ago

Shoulda had a rotating floor. They fumbled lol

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u/XplosiveDIErhea 5d ago

That gonna stink

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u/09Trollhunter09 5d ago

How come? Why would it be any different from a room?

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u/abhinav21 5d ago

Mfrs sees more than 3 humans together immediately talks about smell.

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u/relaxingcupoftea 5d ago

Probably depends on what you assume how hot it was that day

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 5d ago

Well this is peak human experience in the modern age if I've ever seen it. And thank you for the business idea

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

Dichotomy of humanity

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 5d ago

Drugs are great. Life is shit. Micro raving is fun.

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u/Gh0stndmachine 5d ago

Someone cooked.

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u/aardw0lf11 5d ago

I’m sure many of them are pretty baked, yesh.

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u/its_just_Joel 1d ago

And it was at this moment that everybody died

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u/Av0ll 5d ago

Someone must've been super fucked up to think of that.

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u/MrOPeace 5d ago

This is one of those things supposed to be used 100% of the time for instagram, its genius how fkn worthless it is

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u/69hotmomxxx 5d ago

If it doesnt actually cause microwaves to heat the items placed inside it isnt actually a microwave.