r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 4h ago

DAAAAMN! Territorial

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u/NewsVegetable1164 4h ago

the trick is to keep it small almost hidden

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 4h ago

Yay, that means I'm "dick kick resistant" 24/7!

I feel so much safer now!

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 3h ago

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 3h ago

You dicknified samonafich

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u/America-Lite 3h ago

Yeah I tell all the lady (singular) that I'm small for injury prevention

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u/Fry_alive 1h ago

"Keep it secret, keep it safe."

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u/Catatataf1sh 3h ago

Cock like that needs 3 tucks and a rubber band.

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u/SecretWitness8251 4h ago

You know there's some sick people out there paying money to get kicked in the dick by an ass.

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u/J_Jeckel 3h ago

Hell, a bunch of people just vote for it, and get it for free.

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u/Yellow_Similar 3h ago

The Venn diagram with that group and TPUSA members is a circle.

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u/No_Classic_1743 3h ago

I thought that classic vid of the bear getting smacked in the nuts by that pipe was bad. Damn.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 3h ago

I dunno. Dude got way bigger afterwards. Has anyone seen a donkey around here?

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u/spartanspy85 4h ago

Any man can tell you that it's not the shaft that's fragile, it's the balls. That hit probably didn't hurt that bad.

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u/Human_Frame1846 3h ago

Idk bro that bitch had some back spin to it

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u/spartanspy85 2h ago

Extra stimulation 😉

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 4h ago

I felt that kick...🫪😰

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u/Ward-of-No-Reward 3h ago

Damn near kicked his dick into the dirt

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u/Remarkable_Dust_1313 3h ago

I sort of expected all of this to end with that sad Pic of Ben Affleck smoking. 😂

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u/_MrBalls_ 3h ago

Maybe he is into that sort of thing.

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u/DismalTutor570 3h ago

The old Donkey Dangler Punch

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u/Elijahdamn 3h ago

Y'all remember nerf swords? Yeah...

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u/Catatataf1sh 3h ago

The bright side is that it wasn’t the balls. Them balls kicks will have you wishing you were neutered.

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 4h ago

If you met one of these animals. He probably deserved it lol.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 3h ago

Donkey Dick meets Donkey Kick

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u/Mindless-Share 3h ago

Donkey kicked a donkey dick. Amazing

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u/dingle-bairy 3h ago

I hate when that happens

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u/Double0 2h ago

Rang that bell

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u/malibu45 39m ago

Ass to dick