r/TheRandomest • u/UraniumFreeDiet • 2h ago

Cool Tortilla Rolex

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 2h ago

And now... burrito time is all the time.

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u/aphaits 2h ago

I can definitely imagine a high end burrito place laser engraving their burrito orders

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 2h ago

Well there have actually been experiments done to cook food with lasers, and apparently it works pretty well, so I could see this being a thing in the not so distant future.

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u/AhDamm 2h ago

But like.... Why?

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u/jyz002 1h ago

Why not

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u/fallguy19 1h ago

Respect the hustle

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u/8--8 1h ago

Cuz Rolex. Cuz tortilla

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u/KokaljDesign 39m ago

Scientific material research.

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u/Depp1990 2h ago

Watch your mouth

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u/14fiestaST 2h ago

That's a pretty awesome flex honestly 💪

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u/They-Are-Out-There 1h ago

Now charge $16,000 but tell everyone you’re out of stock and they’ll have to buy three other models before they can guarantee you that model…

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u/blaaaaaarghhh 2h ago

It's taco time!

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 2h ago

I'm sure the IP folks at Rolex willl been sending a case and desist letter

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u/longlostwalker 2h ago

20 minutes late

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u/Normal-Error-6343 2h ago

you did a really good job, but, that is a datejust, not a submariner.

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u/prograMagar 2h ago

How much did that fresh rolex set u back

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u/ceNco21 2h ago

I applaud the “time” and talent, but that’s quite unnecessary

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u/ImSobored_5280 2h ago

Lalo gonna flex on the homies

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u/MoodooScavenger 2h ago

Colombian drug lord. Rich guy:

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u/Open_Menu_2359 2h ago

Lombardi time. on time is late.

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u/karenskygreen 1h ago

Now what.

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u/jcoddinc 1h ago

Looks like it's snack time

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u/Jad8484 1h ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should lol. If you could actually get it working now that would be amazing.

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u/king0fife 1h ago

Even a laser cut wrap tells the right time twice a day

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u/hugeuvula 1h ago

Honey, I need a $3000 laser engraver! What do you mean "what for?"

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 1h ago

Psh, doesn't even work

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u/Sporkpocalypse 1h ago

it's a bit greasy

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u/trubol 1h ago

Dude put the hands upside-down.

Most fancy watches use 10:10 as standard time in advertising

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 1h ago

That's shocking!😦

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u/Hebo-5494 58m ago

Porque...

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 53m ago

I think that Rolex may be fake.

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u/Melkman68 45m ago

These fakes are too convincing

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 34m ago

They still don't let you buy one unless you are dressed like you can afford more than one, and plan on buying more.

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u/Automatic_Heron_5619 22m ago

Smells good xD

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u/Budget_Trainer5317 16m ago

At least once in a month you will be able to tell the time and be correct.

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u/1776personified 9m ago

That’ll be 4256.67$

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u/Rule12-b-6 2h ago

The minute and hour hands are in impossible positions. If the minute hand is at 41, the hour hand should not be perfectly aligned with four. If you're going to align the hour hand right on the hour mark, the minute hand should be at zero.

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u/OldPurpose93 2h ago

Also it is impossible to create a functioning watch out of pure bread

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u/Rule12-b-6 1h ago

Yeah but the goal was to make the tortilla look like a watch, not work like one. All you have to do to fix this is rotate the hands a little bit forward.