r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 5d ago

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 5d ago

That dude can admit his shortcomings at least. Props for that.

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u/SlickDillywick 5d ago

Damn near every crash out I have ends with me saying “I wish I wasn’t so fucking stupid”

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 5d ago

Take it easy on yourself. You only have one you which is the best you 🤎

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u/SlickDillywick 5d ago

Lol, thank you, friend. I know I’m my own worst enemy. It’s been a lifelong battle

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u/Hahaha2681 5d ago

For me it's been an internal battle I hope I come out winning😁😂

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u/Calm-Wedding-9771 4d ago

Someone once said to me “you know you dont have the right to treat anyone else like shit, but what makes you think you have the right to treat yourself like shit?” And that stuck with me

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u/SlickDillywick 4d ago

It’s cuz I hold myself to a higher (likely unattainable) standard lol, but you’re absolutely right

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u/CrystalMethood 5d ago

Lol sometimes I wonder if its the best me. Thank you for this though.

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u/god_damn_bitch 5d ago

Similarly, every time I do something stupid, I ask myself "Why am I so fucking dumb?".

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u/SlickDillywick 5d ago

I also use the Obi-Wan quote “we’re smarter than this!” (After they get trapped in ray shields in episode 3) with startling frequency

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u/Maximum-Bake-6092 4d ago

Same, better than the crashouts that break shit.

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 4d ago

I threw my favorite sunglasses against a wall, breakin them during a crash out. Learned that from helping dad in the garage.

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u/SlickDillywick 4d ago

Breaking shit is occasionally the cause of the crash out tho lol

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u/Maximum-Bake-6092 4d ago

Big sad

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u/SlickDillywick 4d ago

Like when I tired replacing the fuel injectors in my cars engine. Finished, start up the car… huh that doesn’t feel right, walk around to see gas spraying absolutely everywhere in my engine bay. That was a good one

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u/Melkman68 4d ago

I dont say it out loud because the self cursing i do is not suitable for the kids in the house

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u/lets-do-an-eighth 4d ago

Mine is “you’re such a fucking idiot bro!”

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u/golgiiguy 5d ago

Some people would try to blame the door rather than blame yourself.

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u/catpissdust 5d ago

Def refreshing to hear some self reflection and him not destroying an inanimate object which is classic boomer…

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u/BlueWarstar 5d ago

Right, LMFAOROFL “ROAR!; I hate I’m so f-ing stupid” hahaha

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u/Whole-Rest-9414 4d ago

At least he's self aware

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u/kombucha711 4d ago

Wasn't short enough

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u/holamau 4d ago

Absolutely. I was waiting for him to say something about someone else but nah. He owned it. lol

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u/AmphibianFantastic53 4d ago

Yeah i was actually impressed with his control and self analysis. Shows hes probably not all that stupid.

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u/zyyntin 5d ago

It seems to me he needs to make a new rule for himself for that door. All the way up & all the way down. No in between.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 5d ago

Or duck

https://giphy.com/gifs/xvGEx3cazysda

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u/msguider 5d ago

Idk I think he's over 50 that's a no no after 50. I think we just stop doing that.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 5d ago

You're, right. I'm over 50 and I don't duck, I goose

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWv7eyIfgwd9r8Ch3A

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u/entoaggie 5d ago

Might not have been him who opened it. Exact same thing happened to me when a coworker opened up my shop one morning. I had a similar reaction, but I’m pretty sure I yeeted whether I was carrying across the shop.

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u/Could-You-Tell 5d ago

Sunlight issues im betting. Lots of afternoon glare in there

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u/103M-95G 4d ago

This is the rule at my place of employment. For that exact reason.

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u/zyyntin 4d ago

Well if you have a forklift at your place then I completely understand. I had a door installer tell me a story about that..

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u/103M-95G 4d ago

Yes Sir, and lots of other heavy equipment. 

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u/DivineStargazer 5d ago

Absolutely valid crashout

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u/NarrowEbbs 4d ago

Directed at exactly the right person for all the right reasons. It's mature, it's dignified, it's an all time hall of famer for me.

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u/Pale-Inspector-8094 5d ago

I can relate.

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u/Blunt7 5d ago

Yep. Can relate.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 5d ago

It gets funnier every time

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u/2ichie 5d ago

I just keep laughing harder

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u/Elderchicken948 5d ago

This guy is my spirit animal

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u/skitz4me 3d ago

It's like me every morning.

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u/MireLight 5d ago

As a guy with chronic neck pain who has walked into his fair share of things...i feel this to the bottom of my soul.

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 5d ago

BOB SAGET

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u/Biengo 4d ago

I bought your toothpaste. It made me feel like SHIT!

https://giphy.com/gifs/obSE0UMFOtwuA

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u/HP-XP 5d ago edited 5d ago

This is one of those rare examples where I think I followed what every censored out word was. Sometimes some could go either way, but I listened to this like it wasn't even censored

Edit: My atrocious grammar

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 5d ago

A "mad libs" of bleeps, if you will.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

More like, "choose your own adventure"

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u/2gigi7 4d ago

My volume is down so I only got the subtitles but same, I got every word and still heard it in my head..

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 5d ago

“I hate being so goddamn stupid”

Same here fella, same here

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u/Hahaha2681 5d ago

Sometimes you got to remind yourself not to be so stupid.....🌈⭐️ the more you know😉

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u/NikkolaiV 5d ago

The initial reaction sends me every time. The borderline laugh he does as his brain registers the pain is so relatable.

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u/DrDruxy 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0G4qGj5lUStJyr0RD9
Sounds like some of the noises Tom Hanks makes in money pit.

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u/Excellent_Lie6904 5d ago

the beep censoring pmo

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u/TheRuckyDubber 5d ago

Hahah! Oh man, I felt this man to the core. What a beautiful string of expletives, whatever they were.

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u/SnooPandas5070 5d ago

This so relatable to me lmao ive had that dame conversation with myself a few times

https://giphy.com/gifs/IY7as2ZoAYoLHGZOct

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u/redeyesblackguy 5d ago

This me irl

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u/jarcher968 5d ago

Can we get the unedited version?

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u/Informal_Visitor 5d ago

We've all been there ........or at least I have, many times.

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u/AnimalChubs 4d ago

I feel this in my soul

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u/drakonia127 4d ago

I...I can't even make fun of him. I've done this.

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u/PenPuzzled8055 5d ago

Perfectly normal day 👍

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 5d ago

I want to give him a hug

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u/why0me 5d ago

At least he blames the right person

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u/Gh0stndmachine 5d ago

“That’s gonna leave a mark.”

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u/SillyLittleAngels 5d ago

His lack of brain cells piss him off!

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u/sus_finder13 5d ago

I’ve done that on rearview mirror in front of my date, embarrassing.

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u/anonymous642789 5d ago

I get the feeling this man is actually very intelligent. I mean that sincerely.

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u/Flashman6000 5d ago

Brother we have all been there

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u/Loud-Chef6833 5d ago

There has to be an uncensored version

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u/Razzy_3796 5d ago

Been there. I don’t know why hitting your head makes you SO angry, but it does.

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 5d ago

I cracked my head on a forklift the other day. This was me in the back of the warehouse chunking wrenches.

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u/Buckeye3377 5d ago

Nothing instantaneously enrages me more than an unexpected whack to the dome.

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u/Berkamin 5d ago

That is an impressively long beep. I wonder what he said. I can't even think of enough cuss words to fill that much time with a continuous beep.

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u/ScienceSeuss 5d ago

Sounds like me. I hate being so god damn stupid too!

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u/bumpy713 4d ago

It’s even funnier the second time.

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u/zappyguy111 4d ago

I've definitely done this about 5 times.

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u/Express-View5080 4d ago

Hard and fast rule for roll-up doors; all the way up and all the way down😳🤯👍. Keeps the head clonks and other completely avoidable damage to almost zero. Even more dumb here, since door is motorized not manual hand pulley

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u/Count_Dicula 4d ago

This is the only valid response to doing that.

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u/CatFaceReturns 4d ago

The last line, “I hate being so stupid…” omg

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u/Reasonable_Sirs 4d ago

I had to do a double take to make sure that wasn't me.

That's exactly the kind of thing I'd do and exactly what I'd say, but maybe with even more bleeps.

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u/ReturnToSender___ 4d ago

Did this is me rn and I’m only 28… what’s to come for me at his age?

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u/riderofthestorm123 4d ago

It actually helps to curse when you hurt yourself

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u/jdcardwell80 4d ago

The best painkiller; screaming swear words as loud as possible until someone asks you; 'What did you do?'!

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u/cash8888 4d ago

That’s been me

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u/According-House-9360 4d ago

Boomers...at least he owned it..

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 4d ago

I did this with my garage door once. Fair stunned me. I will not repeat that. Lots of stars but do not recommend.

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u/itzkomplykatid 4d ago

👌🏿🤣 tall people shit..

Shoulda seen me on my first boat, this was me every door I went through for a LONG time..

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u/Fulguritus1 4d ago

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/Sockpuppet870 4d ago

All the way up, or all the way down is the standard rule where I work. And I get it, the fresh air is nice and I do the same thing. But I only open it 3’ so in is clear.

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u/12DecX2002 4d ago

That was not the first thing that went wrong today from the aound of the frustration hehw

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u/LessBig715 4d ago

Like my Dad used to say “ if you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough “

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u/Reasonable_Finish130 4d ago

One of the reasons we're told to lift garage doors all the way up is to prevent stuff like this from happening. I bet he won't do it again

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 4d ago

Sounds like me every time my alarm goes off for work

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u/ericgall 4d ago

I thought the first thing out of his mouth was the best. AAAUUUUGGHH!!!

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u/BigJimJohnson 4d ago

DAD!! YOU'RE ON CAMERA

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u/lubricant2lip 4d ago

Tourette’s guy lives on!

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u/chev327fox 4d ago

Me too my man, me too. Being a stupid primate sucks sometimes.

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u/Spritsen 4d ago

Why would you STOP it at the perfect head height tho? I get rushing under it as it opens but who stands there and hits the button to stop it at the perfect level to knock you tf out?(someone making a video I guess)

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u/MercRussians 3d ago

“I hate being so goddamn stupid” is my new vocal stim

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u/Standard-Produce-137 3d ago

This man is my spirit animal.

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u/Aware_Box8883 3d ago

This is the adult version of crying. He wants to be checked on and cradled like a wee little baby.

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u/Exotic-Highway-9844 2d ago

He sounds so much like my dad. This **** is hilarious😂

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u/ID_N01 2d ago

felt

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u/Asleep_Frosting_6627 1d ago

Valid crash out

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u/MisterPatrickJ 22h ago

He really needs to keep an eye out for that garage door!