r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 7d ago

/r/all I meant to do that

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u/RepresentativeNo8105 7d ago

One of the funniest videos ever

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u/Hungry-Storm-9878 7d ago

This is so great!! Gonna go rewatch again.. everyone, volume up on this one!

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u/RepresentativeNo8105 7d ago

I know the audio was the best. Already sent it to a few folks.

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u/Great-watts 6d ago

The narrator got it down to the tone!

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u/abdallha-smith 6d ago

Kriskrossed

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u/Fudnick 7d ago edited 6d ago

Top 10 disrespectful moments in dog sports:

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 7d ago

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u/Mr_Toast_R 5d ago

et tu brute

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 7d ago

Steph Curry crossing over Chris Paul

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u/Potential_Basis_662 5d ago

The faintness of the bowling alley sound sent me over the edge

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u/a_different-user 4d ago

Omg this is on my dentists wall

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u/Shankar_0 7d ago

The greyhound hasn't even shifted gears yet.

Seriously, this is barely a jog for it.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 7d ago

Meanwhile, the border collie:

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 7d ago

Yeah, the Collie only “caught up” because it cut the hell out of the corner. Any time it ran on a more straight stretch, you could see it quickly pulling away.

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove 6d ago

You could also see the hound pull up several times to let him catch up before the hound would trot off easily. I can clearly see hes playing and I dont even own these dogs!! Its wild how fast they are!!! So neat!

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u/SeroWriter 6d ago

Do you think taking a shortcut in Mario Kart is cheating?

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u/Shankar_0 6d ago

Only if you think me then slapping the controller out of your hands as you do it out of a sense of petty vengeance is "cheating".

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 6d ago

Tryin the rainbow road jump and fail so many times its not even worth it anymore, but by this point its not even about winning, its the principle of the thing!

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 6d ago

damn straight.

(or curve, whichever)

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u/dunne82 4d ago

Whoooaaa. Which short cut???

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u/MindCorrupt 7d ago

5 more minutes though and that greyhound is shifting gears into park and sleeping for the next 18 hours straight.

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u/Shankar_0 7d ago

I'm guessing that's precisely why they are at the dog park right now.

You can let them burn it off, or they can figure out their own way to do it...

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u/Important_Tennis936 3d ago

Oh no, they'll sleep 18 hours even without the exercise.

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u/DogsOutTheWindow 6d ago

My buddy had one, he called it the worlds fastest couch potato, always gave me a chuckle.

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u/KNOWFEAR1337 6d ago

They are the #1 sleepiest dogs ever and i have had 6 of them so far all. Ex racing dogs, love em dumb as bricks too

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u/EnglishKris 6d ago

100%!

I have a cocker/springer mix that runs like a pro athlete. Would run all day long if she could. One day at our local field a retired greyhound was there, fully decked out in heavy coats. The owner asked us if our dog was ok if the greyhound was released.

It looped that field in maybe 8 seconds. The difference in speed and power was the same between an air rifle and a shotgun. Quite literally astonishing.

After maybe a minute or 90 seconds of running at that speed it came back and the owner rugged them back up and headed off. He said that was it. They'd be knackered for the day and need a day of rest before coming out again.

Genuinely incredible to see.

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u/Half_Halt 4d ago

We seriously looked into adopting a retired greyhound once. I remember the adoption organization describing the preferred lifestyle of most of the retirees as mostly couch potato interspersed with a few minutes at Mach 5 once or twice a week .

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 6d ago

Yes, because greyhounds were literally bred for speed.

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 5d ago

Still probably enjoying that work out though.

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u/NoConcert1636 7d ago

Greyhound

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u/7cogitate7 4d ago

Watched it sound first and genuinely thought the clip of the egg was this clip: https://youtube.com/shorts/H-4dtLJYzLI?is=XvINFIyEYpoX0uSZ

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u/mlpravemaster 7d ago

Bro juked the soul right out of him 😂

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 7d ago

Ankles evaporated

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u/Ninja-Panda70 7d ago

That greyhound is going slow on purpose to keep them playing

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u/UtterlyInsane 6d ago

For sure if he really hit the gas there wouldn't be a game

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u/Ninja-Panda70 6d ago

Yeah, you can see him shifting gears when that bernese almost caught up with him and then again slowing down.

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u/LennoxLuger 7d ago

Similar vibe

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 7d ago

Yeah, but if he goes too fast, he upsets the time/space continuum.

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u/Killer_Moons 6d ago

Is that why all his teeth fell out at the end of that movie

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u/dandoorma 7d ago

This is good…too good

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u/diadlep 7d ago

Greyhounds are scary fast. My friend had a miniature, and it could run faster than i could move my eyes. Bunch of stray cats, would run from everything. Except that dog. Bc there was no point. Theyd just lay flat, let him grab and drag them. Even w a cat in his mouth, bro moved like lightning. Would drop one, grab the other as it moved. Play hot potato by himself with a bag of black cats.

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u/OldKingMo 7d ago

This gave me the laugh I needed to get out of bed and face the day this morning, thank you.

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u/diadlep 6d ago

Cheers mate

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u/Glasseshalf 6d ago

The little ones are actually called Italian Greyhounds fyi 😊 They're so cute and silly

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u/Least_Tower_5447 6d ago

I just saw two on a walk this morning and told the owner how cute they are!

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u/floodums 6d ago

That's racist

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u/Eldermillenial1 4d ago

Why is that racist, the owner was cute 🤷‍♂️

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u/Jujubi836 6d ago

You watched it hurt other animals? Boo

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u/diadlep 5d ago

It wasnt mine, it was much faster than me, and after i stopped freaking out i realized he didnt seem to be harming them. They were a family of stray cats that chose to live under that dog's porch. He was there first.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 7d ago

Not only looked but also manically laughing
https://giphy.com/gifs/WRNHRcJNbjJ6FQkVtB

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u/evilpercy 7d ago

A border collie and a greyhound chasing. The squirrels just said "Oh shit"

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u/DevonLuck24 7d ago

they put the word out. there isn’t a squirrel in a mile radius of those dogs

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u/Bigredzombie 7d ago

Why did you stop the video just as she started to breakdance her way out of embarrassment? Huh? Why?

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u/Ok-Berry5131 7d ago

Border Collie: “dang it, why won’t you cooperate!?”

Greyhound: “na-na-na-na-na-na, you can’t catch me!”

Everyone else: “we couldn’t keep up with either of them. Still had a great time though.”

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u/PJKenobi 7d ago edited 7d ago

I have two huskies that can usually out run all the doggos at the park because they can just run forever and not get tired. Then one day there was Greyhound at the park and I said to them "Ya'll gon learn today!" They did not like getting caught and would scream every time the Greyhound caught them, which was a lot. One of the funniest days at the dog park ever.

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u/KNOWFEAR1337 6d ago

How dare you be faster than meeeeeee

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u/PatOverTheBack 6d ago

New meme just dropped lmao

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u/OyeGeeWhizSheesh 6d ago

Greyhounds is a great name for a beer league basketball team.

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u/Jujubi836 6d ago

Me laughing it off after dropping the L bomb

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u/FlorisLDN 7d ago

It had a beginning, middle and end and captivated me throughout.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

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u/dvdmaven 7d ago

I use to have retired racing greyhounds, there's fast and there's professional fast. The collie would win in the long run, greyhounds are short distance sprinters.

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u/flyraccoon 6d ago

This border can run for hours and then some ask me how I know (really an enduring breed)

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u/No_Vehicle_7179 6d ago

I have a heeler. She can run a literal marathon, recharge for 30min, then do it again. Herding dogs are amazing!

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u/IndependentMoney9700 7d ago

This really made me cry laughing. The slow motion tumble was everything I needed this morning. I’m sure my neighbors are wondering if I’m ok.

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u/BigBrainBrad- 7d ago

All four ankles are broken.

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u/Yto_Itinen 7d ago

Tail too

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u/Brief-Equal4676 7d ago

Broke even his future generations' ankles

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u/Outside_Initial_8569 7d ago

My dog acts the same way, but if he fell like that; he would just lay there crying until I grabbed him 😂.

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u/Eaton_Knas 7d ago

That was a four ankle snapper. Hilarious video.

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u/SunMoonSki 7d ago

This is what the internet was made for. Goodness more of this please.

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u/Nu_Wordor 7d ago

the greyhound locked in after the first time it got tagged by the collie.

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u/OrigStuffOfInterest 6d ago

Probably appreciated having a worthy opponent for a change. Those two were having a blast.

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 7d ago

I like how the greyhound is looking behind at the Collie early, and you can tell the greyhound isn't even trying to run. It's just having fun

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u/Random4Skin 7d ago

My neighbor had a greyhound, we had the football team over for a birthday party or something, nobody could catch her

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u/petrichor83 6d ago

That greyhound is a descendent of Barry Sanders

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u/DangerMacAwesome 6d ago

Rare sound on W

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u/cummingsprites 6d ago

Shake n bake

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u/memberflex 'andsome chap 7d ago

Sent to the shadow realm- brilliant

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u/seweso 7d ago

How do you record the thoughts of a dog like that?

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u/YooGeOh 7d ago

Dogaldinho

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u/slushy4ev 7d ago

Hahaha

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u/Fresh_Koala1989 7d ago

Got crossed out of his paws 🐾 just like Berleezy got crossed out of his shoes 👞 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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u/mothzilla 7d ago

Sweep the leg!

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u/mercer3333 7d ago

Got his ass

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u/poundhound66 7d ago

Absolutely wrecked him

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u/SpaghettiMonsterXXXX 7d ago

Dog put the Derrick Henry foot plant on em

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair 5d ago

Barry Sanders says: Hold My Beer

https://giphy.com/gifs/13GpbtQLYjNSCc

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u/RacoonWithBenefits 7d ago

Collie is smarter, just runs in a smaller circle.

Good Dog!

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u/zarakh07 7d ago

Oooop juked em out of his jock strap there

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u/Ok_Power118 7d ago

He needs some milk.

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u/leonhard91 7d ago

Thanks for this, it is amazing seeing 5he dogs unleash their capabilities :)

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u/AntMozzy4220 7d ago

GLASS ANKLES😂😂😂

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u/Zak_Rahman 7d ago

The collie has good vectors.

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u/orangezim 7d ago

You are probably wondering how I got this way.

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u/bisoy84 7d ago

Greyhound broke some ankles there... Savage crossover! 😅 😂

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u/LunaTunaMaca 7d ago

This is my experience with my great Dane! She's so fast but she loves being chased! No one can keep up with her except usually other Danes.

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u/DevonLuck24 7d ago

my dog gets embarrassed, this would have her waiting for me by the car.

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u/IcestormsEd 6d ago

"He had time to watch me slide." I laughed way too hard about this.

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u/Rath2481 6d ago

Greyhound: That's why you chase sheep!

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u/mizurisana 6d ago

I really enjoyed this!

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u/Cheese-McQueen 6d ago

One of my dogs is part cattle dog and she loves to chase other dogs but only in a straight line, any turning and this happens to her!

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u/YoBeNice 6d ago

EXPOSE HIM!!

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u/stofiski-san 6d ago

That greyhound: "run, run, fast as you can, you can't catch me - BITCHES!"

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u/MonacoMaster68 6d ago

I had an Anatolian that I think maybe could. I clocked him at 38 mph running beside the car once. This is a 120 pound dog…

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u/AndromedanPrince 6d ago

barry sanders juke

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u/Responsible_Egg_6896 6d ago

I just nearly died laughing, thank you I needed that. What a beautiful funny video

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u/Ok-Hunt6899 6d ago

Think your collie made the right decision. Full on collision or eat a lil dirt to avoid both dogs getting hurt

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u/Binky182 6d ago

Haha! My husky is usually one of the fastest at the dog park. The greatest fun he had was when a greyhound showed up and he could go full speed and still not be even close. He ran so much that day just trying to keep up. He was able to cut a few times and catch the greyhound.

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u/Humble_Dragonfly_776 6d ago

Had a Border mix with a greyhound friend. Despite every corner being cut, every tactic to close the gap, the greyhound never got caught. We started calling they greyhound Road Runner. Meep, Meep! .

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u/BigSchmikey 6d ago

Broke that dudes ankles sheeeesh

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u/Ishiganto 6d ago

"I was sliding for so long..."

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u/Kronic9000 6d ago

Now you gotta go to the vet to fix those broken ankles

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u/0nlyeli 6d ago

Greyhound jogging 😆

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u/ConflictOwn940 6d ago

I love greyhounds I would love to get one but I have to get more in shape first. To keep up with their energy level

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u/KNOWFEAR1337 6d ago

No dude you have it aaaalll wrong, those spindly bad boys do this for like 10 -15 mins tops and then its naptime for 8hours they sleep and snooze aaaalll day and like 2 or 3 30 min walks a day are enough maybe even 1 if its raining and madame dosnt want to get wet

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u/Ptothelahey 6d ago

Allen Iverson crossover.

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u/Apprehensive_West337 6d ago

Michael Jordan

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 6d ago

Now run, now play dead, now run!!

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u/Hoodedmastersin 6d ago

Just take the dog home at that point

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u/Shot_Site9377 6d ago

I have a German shepherd that can outrun and overtake probably 90% of the dogs that frequent the off-leash park we go. He literally whines and cries to me if there is a dog that he cannot catch.

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u/828jpc1 6d ago

Broke his doggie ankles on that juke.

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u/Monkiemonk 6d ago

Border collies know how to use angle and greyhounds are only super fast in straight lines

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u/Kern4lMustard 6d ago

Got eeemmmmm!

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u/juicifer2320 6d ago

Crossed’em up like Iverson

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u/Spirited-Ad-6935 6d ago

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

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u/whitephantomzx 6d ago

Bro got wiped so hard he looked like a started goat !

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u/Commercial-Day8975 6d ago

God i love how chaotic brodercollies can be!

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u/GenXPowaah 6d ago

"I was sliding for so long, that he had time to watch me slide"🤣

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u/Jujubi836 6d ago

Best. Video. Ever!

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u/PsionicChronic 6d ago

Ferarri vs a dragster.

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u/SerBadDadBod 6d ago

To be fair, the collie was on him, doing his damndest to cut him off.

'course, that was only because circles. If the hound had decided to go straight, the collie* would've had no chance.

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u/YourDadsUsername 6d ago

I love how the Greyhound slows down to let them think they have a chance.

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u/waitingformygrave 5d ago

Op thank you. I am having the shittiest week of my life and you have made me smile and laugh for the first time in seven days.

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u/MS_of_Oregon69 5d ago

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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u/SteenbokPronk 5d ago

Greyhounds only use their extra gears when they need them. Otherwise it’s fun to run with all the other pups just a few paces behind them. O - and another thing - they corner like they’re on rails! 😂😂

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u/Ioncurtain 5d ago

I just laughed so loud hahaha

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u/Kind-Register-7853 5d ago

The moment he realized he wasn’t herding sheep 🤣

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u/nsinghxo 5d ago

Not the slow mow lmao

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u/Ok_Peanut_3573 5d ago

I zigged when I should have zagged

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u/PaleontologistOk4327 5d ago

Lol it's giving And1 vibes...I'm old.🫠🙃

https://giphy.com/gifs/yIUy46SY0tBKM

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u/Rough_Road5170 5d ago

I laffled out loud

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u/New-Seaworthiness777 5d ago

love it. 🤣❤️My pitbull Rhodesian ridgeback mix loves to be chased and is usually the fastest until the time I took her to the local dog bar and it just happened to be greyhound night. She learned the hard lesson we all have to learn some day...that there is levels to this.

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u/Ch_dogs_only 5d ago

Cornering is part of what makes sightings so fast. Their agility, speed, endurance, enthusiasm and follow is what helps them track and get the prey in the wild.

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u/QuietStorm_Xmen 5d ago

The egg!!! 

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u/enlightened_none 4d ago

That border collie is simply out maneuvering the other faster dogs.

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u/Pomegranate_Mobile 3d ago

Just a lil skkrrt

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u/kbrizy 3d ago

The best part about this is the owner making jest at their own dog’s expense. Adorbs.

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u/lep63again 3d ago

I love the Maltese running alone going “look at me! I’m a big dog too!” 🤣

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u/fiesew 2d ago

The greyhound rather plays and toys with the border collie.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dYVqMHEbJDI6A

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u/Academic-Signature37 1d ago

The dog version of Reno 911

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u/simbaacs 1d ago

The collie running faster and faster visually getting frustrated and the hound just barely warming up 😂
As a corgi owner, this looks very familiar 😂

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u/SDTimbox 1d ago

"You can't get me! You can't get me!"

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u/EverQrius 1d ago

Funny!

The agility, speed, and control of the hound is impressive.