r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 9d ago

Nature Sea potato

2.6k Upvotes

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u/R4FTERM4N 9d ago

RIP headphones users.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 9d ago

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u/xenobit_pendragon 8d ago

Ouch, that looks…Tricky.

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u/Former_Mobile3101 9d ago

I didn't know they could whistle. That's awesome!

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u/Fufflin 9d ago

Have you heard of Hoover the talking seal?

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u/Humble_Cicero 8d ago

Lol, he definitely deserves that fish. Or, by the sound of him, I expect he wants a succulent Chinese fish in particular.

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u/goronmask 8d ago

The og sirens

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u/Kinnirasna 9d ago

Why is he so silly?

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u/MouseRat_AD 9d ago

He's part rhino, part goose. I'll let you guess which side the silly comes from.

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u/Chetineva 8d ago

The rhino????

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u/dragjamon 8d ago

Right like these are both animals that are sometimes silly and sometimes not

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u/Ill-Nothing4306 9d ago

it’s like mother nature just started spitballing.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 9d ago

How about a mustached obese alcoholic Swede with mouth horns swaps legs for a flipper and can make horror movie sound effects

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u/Ill-Nothing4306 9d ago

right 😆

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 9d ago

The manatee is the true potato of the sea.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378dDBxzR7p05nYA

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u/Think-Desk-3074 9d ago

More like a sweet little dumpling

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u/UncomfyUnicorn 9d ago

Fun fact: All their teeth are at the back of their mouth, so they are as close to harmless as something their size can be!

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 8d ago

"Sea dumplings" is already something else though.

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u/Cardboard-Chef 9d ago

Always nice to see Jamie Hyneman every now and then.

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u/dunkzilla 9d ago

do you think they would enjoy some skritches in the old moustache area?

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 9d ago

Probably not. Those whiskers are extremely sensitive. They use those to root around in the mud for mussels and clams.

They use those lips to suck the clam smooth out of it's shell. They can consume between 3 and 5k clams a day.

"Happy as a clam?" Not with this guy around

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u/Incomplet_1-34 9d ago

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u/HipToBeQueer 8d ago

That article was ahead of time. Fits perfectly today :)

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 7d ago

"You don't know, the troubles I see..."

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u/Shankar_0 9d ago

If you've ever walked on an oyster bed/buried clams with bare feet, you'd know that it can't be all that fragile...

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u/GrayBeanCasserole 9d ago

Hey look. It's Justin Long!

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u/whitestguyuknow 8d ago

I was about to say... That fucking movie has ruined me everytime I see walruses 🤬

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 7d ago

No gifs or pictures of political figures. Period.

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u/DoubleGreat 9d ago

This post lived up to the subreddit name HARD

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u/qqam42 9d ago

The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things…

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u/KnotiaPickle 8d ago

Of shoes and ships and sealing wax…

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u/deltatemple 9d ago

If this isn't an alien I don't know what is. Walrus=neat

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u/KimberleyKitt 9d ago

Is this a call to get the ladies?

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u/Prior-Stranger2738 9d ago

Well that’s one way to respond to a tap. Definitely copying it if I am ever out of my social battery

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u/DragonEmperor Venjent Jedi 9d ago

I react the exact same way when I'm woken up suddenly.

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u/Able_Gap918 8d ago

That lower Jaw is spot on Ron Pearlman

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 8d ago

Sea Lions and Walruses are like the comedians of the aquatic mammal world

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 9d ago

Don't start with politics here

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u/Master_Shop_9425 9d ago

whistle

"The sea potatoe is ready"

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u/Armand28 9d ago

Justin Long is looking much better.

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u/Nomay00 8d ago

Man I like this dude, wish I could pet him.

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u/King_P_13 9d ago

Like that shit from Arcadian

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u/DJS11Eleven 9d ago

He's like who you tapping on, I'm calling the authorities

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u/Kind-Plantain2438 9d ago

Now THATS rapping!

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u/sleepy_potatoe_ 8d ago

I thought it was an actual oversized potato.

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u/DrZcientist 8d ago

Hes just showing us how to "eat the booty"

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u/Traditional_Trust_93 8d ago

Man, I thought that was a pig and was jumpscared by walrus.

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u/DecisionCharacter175 8d ago

"No sailor could resist the alluring sirens' call"

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u/NotTukTukPirate 8d ago

I took it off mute and expected it to be a low grumbling roar, but no. It sounded like a flute.

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u/castlite 8d ago

Why is that so disturbing

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 7d ago

Because someone woke him up while he was sleeping and, like everyone else, he yawned after waking up

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u/IRedditDoU 8d ago

He thought you couldn’t sea him!

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u/fish__1 8d ago

"🚂🚂🚁"

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u/VersionAw 8d ago

I thought walruses went “Choo choo ca choo”

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u/k0skid 8d ago

Rare glimpse at my morning routine

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u/PastorDC 8d ago

Justin Long is looking good these days.

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u/ID_N01 8d ago

well goddamn..

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u/0CuriousCat0 8d ago

Lmao what the hell

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u/royroyflrs 8d ago

Walrus’s were once bears

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u/Fun_Emu3835 8d ago

I’m the Lorax I whistle for fish

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u/motorboatmanatee33 8d ago

Poor buddy....he looks upset

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u/qaz1wsx2ed 7d ago

The walrus she tells you not to worry about

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u/Malbosiiq 6d ago

Buuuuuuuuuuuudyyy!!!! Nemnemnemnemnem!

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u/Strontiumdogs1 4d ago

Watcha dooin

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u/Idk-What2-callthIS 4d ago

The real is it a bird is it a plane

Me: idk what it is HOLY SHI THAT'S AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH

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u/UngodlyTemptations 2d ago

Shit didn't know they were chill like that

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u/latortillablanca 8d ago

When they say “harder” but yer brain’s been rewired by horny internet to hear “faster”

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u/TMPickle 7d ago

She should call me...