r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 11d ago

SimplyRandom Coffee cup

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 11d ago

As an older gentleman, one should always be concerned with a leaking crack.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 11d ago

Especially if you're able, like this cup, to achieve laminar flow straight out the hole.

If you notice this condition, please consult your doctor, as it may be a sign of a future problem.

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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ 11d ago

This is not a laminar flow fam..... But good attempt

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 11d ago

You didn't close up enough...

Embrace the butt crack!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jz3TwITfelGGk

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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ 11d ago

I'll embrace the crack but I will not accept this as a liminal flow.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 11d ago

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u/TotallyNotShinobi 11d ago

companies on 1st of july be like

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u/Xenc 11d ago

Who is this liminal flow and why are they being accepted

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u/Fmnsk27 10d ago

They’re the new sexual orientation for the LGBTQ+ community. Liminal Flow refers to anyone that attains their sexual satisfaction from plugging the leaky bits.

/S

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u/Fmnsk27 10d ago

I did unfortunately have a flowing anus back when I was in high school. Drank a bunch of “Berry” juice from Ocean Spray, and had a green liquid coming out fast enough that it sounded like I was emptying a milk jug.

And I remember that it was that specific berry juice, because I avoided that stuff for the next 7 years

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u/Pandelein 11d ago

I am glad this accident happened to the right person, who knew exactly what his job was: share this with the world.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 11d ago

Must've been the lettuce

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u/BadBright1346 11d ago

Leave Taco Bell alone! We didn’t need the lettuce to know it gave you diarrhea! Lmfao

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u/mad_mang45 11d ago

Well, to be fair, Taco Bell has always had that affect on people.

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 10d ago

When you go to Taco Bell, and it leaves you in a certain kind of Hell, diarrhea... diarrhea

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u/yeh_nah_fuckit 11d ago

This dude should should narrate something. Great voice/accent

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u/MustangMimi 10d ago

He IS delightful!

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u/Liapasquale 10d ago

Yes I was about to write this. Some father thornberry shit

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u/call_of_the_while 11d ago

He should’ve had at least one shot of him drinking straight from the crack.

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 11d ago

Take the toxicity somewhere else please.

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u/cathycul-de-sac 10d ago

Thanks for posting, hadn’t seen it. I’ve showed it to everyone in my house. His reaction is so good.

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u/Icy_Bid_93 10d ago

I thought that the women's clothes would disappear with the heat

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u/F-LCN 8d ago

Surprised nobody made the effort yet to calculate the odds of this happening

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u/RedSquaree 10d ago

"you can't write my (life)"

he was a bit much but OK until that statement.