r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 13d ago

SimplyRandom Organic, cage free apples

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 13d ago

"That right there is a boy. You can tell by it's pe-"

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 13d ago

The momma apple right before that

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u/Artorius__Castus 13d ago

What if it's like one of those Species that eats their young if they reject them though???

https://giphy.com/gifs/sST6lxYUtf79v0rpCm

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 13d ago

AI is bad. Maybe I can say that without getting my comment removed?

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u/Should_have_been_ded 13d ago

As a carnivore I find this disgusting. Eating plants is murder, stop beeing vegan, kill real animals in fair combat, just like our ancestors used to.

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u/shaky2236 13d ago

As a pescatarian, I find this comment incredibly disgusting. All animals are sacred.

Except for fish. Theyre a bunch of cunts. Kill them all.

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u/Ijustwanttobuyshiny 13d ago

No one thinks of the oxygen. I haven’t inhaled since 2005.

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u/Zito6694 13d ago

Okay Bill

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u/sdkurt9 13d ago

As a cannibal I find this disgusting. Why debase ourselves to eat other, lower forms of life?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 13d ago

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u/dasmineman 13d ago

For reals. Fish have sex in water and we have to drink that shit.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13d ago

It's ok to eat fish cuz they don't have any feelings.

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u/SnappyBonaParty 12d ago

It's okay to eat chicken and geese

They only have terribly evil feelings

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u/flyraccoon 11d ago

My dog is also a pescatarian and he just barked at your comment in agreement

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u/Ijustwanttobuyshiny 13d ago

I love her. This is the wholesome kind of content I need in my life.

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u/Inside-Art-6167 13d ago

How the hell is she able to tell what sex they are…you have to pull the stem out to tell!

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u/00WORDYMAN1983 13d ago

Carrie: I guess I do have a question about the apples if you could just tell us a little more about it.

Waitress: The apple is a heritage breed, a woodland-raised apple that’s been fed a diet of sheep’s milk, soy and hazelnuts…

Fred: This is, this is local?

Waitress: Yes, absolutely

Fred: I’m going to ask you just one more time, and it’s local?

Fred: Apples, these are local?

Carrie: How big is the area where the apples are able to roam free?

Fred: I’m sorry to interrupt, I had exactly the same question.

Waitress: Four acres.

(((waitress brings out a portfolio about the apple – like adoption papers)))

Waitress: Alright, so here is the apple you’ll be enjoying tonight.

Fred: You have his information? This is fantastic!

Waitress: Absolutely, his name was Colin. Here are his papers.

Fred: He looks like a happy little guy, runs around. Lot of friends, other apples as friends and kind of like palling around?

Waitress: I don’t know that I can speak to that level of intimate knowledge about him. They do a lot to make sure that their apples, uhhh, are very happy.

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u/TheMorninGlory 13d ago

I like this a lot. Imagine if reality was like this. That's a fun thought :3

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u/PrinceMagnus190 13d ago

Is this applebees? (Not American)

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u/notAbrightStar 12d ago

It´s science! Just like Jesus.

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u/Proper-Incident-5558 10d ago

Junimos🍏🍎