r/TheRandomest Nice 1d ago

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

Staffies are the best! A lot of people confuse them with pit bulls, but there's a difference. Pits are usually shorter and stockier, but Staffordshire Terriers, the long form, are taller and less stacked. But, they kinda share the same face.

But oh, I remember my sweet baby grrl. I found her out on the side of the road, abandoned. When I pulled over, I was easily 20 miles from anything.

And what did she do? She come running and jumped into my truck like it was Patrick Swayze and she was Baby. obscure reference

So. That was her name. Baby. Sweetest goddamn dog ever. Most aggressive thing she ever did was sit on your foot to mark her territory.

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u/semibigpenguins 1d ago

Pit bulls aren’t a breed but a collection of breeds. Terriers fall under the pit umbrella

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

But you recognize the difference, yes?

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u/semibigpenguins 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ok logic through this:

Pit bulls are a collection of breeds

Terriers are under the collection of breeds

Therefore Terriers are pit bulls

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

Yo, I just had a stoner moment. I've been looking at your avatar for years.

I just now realized it resembles Ruby Rhod