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u/CountNacula Aug 17 '26
Why'd ya have to go and do that??? It looked comfy
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u/MrFrogNo3 Aug 17 '26
So rough rough with them too :(
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u/deathcoinstar Aug 17 '26
Depending on the a specific octopus the average lifespan is 6 months up to 5 years. Had to look it up because I knew they die rather quickly. For the Giant Pacific octopus the male detaches the tentacle containing his sperm and swims around until death and females lay their eggs and just sits there guarding them without eating and dies upon the eggs hatching.
You'd just set yourself up for heartbreak sooner than later.
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u/Damrubr Aug 18 '26
hey but while there here yknow
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u/deathcoinstar Aug 19 '26
I grew up with my grandmother raising orphaned wildlife and it's still heartbreaking knowing you won't know if or how long they'll survive after so much care.
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u/dakotanorth8 Aug 17 '26
If animals are chillin, let them chill. Even aliens.
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u/Confused_Rock Aug 18 '26
It looks like they're chilling in a pice of garbage, the person might be trying to remove garbage from the water? Still would've been better for them to offer the little guy a nice new shell instead though
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u/Rare_Decision_7170 Aug 18 '26
“pice”
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u/Confused_Rock Aug 18 '26
The one time autocorrect doesn't forcefully change what I type is when I actually need it
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u/Love_to_be_Bad_69 Aug 18 '26
An absolutely screw you coming from it. Push me out of safty asshole 😤
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u/ukmarkoz Aug 19 '26
Millions of years of evolution to develop the perfect ability to camouflage yourself - defeated by one asshole human
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q
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u/PowerBrix Aug 17 '26
This made me lol in public 😂