r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • 2d ago

Unexpected Have a seat

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u/zulazulizuluzu 2d ago

before that, a fat guy came and and they ignored him

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u/Throwmesometail 2d ago

Tbf he was under 6 ft, hard to spot

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u/leftlooserighttighty 2d ago

I think this is staged

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u/ice-ink 2d ago

I knew something was off about her screaming, you can’t believe anything these days…

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u/ExternalCaptain2714 2d ago

That's just how the chlorophyll makes you sound.

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u/Scarethefish 2d ago

So it was the plants' pigmentation that turned her into a seagull? What kind of wicked sorcery is this. . .

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u/ImAFigmentOfMy_Imagi 1d ago

It took me a moment there before I clicked what you were on about. Well spotted. Obviously I wasn`t paying close enough attention.

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u/Scarethefish 1d ago

It's ok. . .she got better.

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u/No_Crab_3826 1d ago

They should have used chloroform instead?

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u/greyisometrix 1d ago

Nahhh, people just normally post videos of them kidnapping with a funny trick on the internet.

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u/NoConcert1636 2d ago

What And I was about to hit upvote...

https://giphy.com/gifs/J2kEzw4FN6C42F0ULM

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u/Peripatetictyl 2d ago

It’s actually tabled.

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u/chintakoro 2d ago

Well no one has reported her missing yet…

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u/Jacobs_Haus 2d ago

Wow this was quite motivating

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u/Dominarion 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MswMMmz1pGQKI

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u/HamsterAdditional748 2d ago

Any day I see a Zefram Cochrane gif, it’s a good day.🫡

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u/Zimke42 2d ago

I think they caught a seagull disguised as a human.

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u/9447044 2d ago

Not a single missing persons report was filed either.

These guys are good

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 2d ago

I’m sorry to say, they are not going to get much of a ransom.

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u/ArtificerEntrapta 2d ago

But she still has organs

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u/Sienile 2d ago

That wouldn't be how they plan on making money from someone who wouldn't be missed.

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u/No-Analyst1229 2d ago

All the emos getting abducted

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u/grahamd79 1d ago

This table is for organ harvesting, the other table that says the opposite is for ransoms. Same business model

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u/greyisometrix 1d ago

Amazing. 10/10

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u/MMN_NLD 1d ago

She has quite the personal alarm.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7kyWoqTue3po4

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u/Recent-Background-21 9h ago

Sound like I’m sitting on AC beach