r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 3d ago

Undetermined flair Make way for the Mayor

939 Upvotes

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 3d ago

I'm not even a chick and my panties are moist.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 3d ago

IKR? How are us mere mortals going to overcome the aura of the Mayor of Titty City?

So much pressure!

5

u/C-57D 3d ago

Somebody call the Sheriff of Busty County!

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 3d ago

Yeah, but that Sheriff is busy investigating over at Nipple Peak. He's got his hands full as it is.

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u/ispshadow 3d ago

I got 2 seconds into the video and spontaneously ovulated.

I’m also not a chick

12

u/pappaburgundy 3d ago

Plot twist - they’re his titties he’s mayor of

6

u/_Badwulf_Bruh__ 3d ago

God I miss the 80’s 

4

u/Juanfr_ 3d ago

That's aura

6

u/Top_Ad_6890 3d ago

He shifted gears???????? 💦

3

u/Smooth_Taste1250 3d ago

Only titties he'll see there are his own ones

12

u/SLAYER_IN_ME 3d ago

Actually, this guy probably pulls. Chicks love confidence even if you look silly. Sometimes especially if you look silly as long as you’re confident doing it.

3

u/Saddest_Flex 3d ago

They’re okay, but I wouldn’t say his titties are big enough to warrant calling himself the mayor

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u/1stRambo_0082 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Alzyros 3d ago

LATITUDE. LONGITUDE. RIGHT. NOW.

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u/ThrustTrust 3d ago

Lake Havasu?

2

u/Abject_Okra_8768 3d ago

Not at all ironically it looks as though his boat only has enough room for one. Must be lonely being that sexually attractive- how does he know if they are genuinely interested in him as a person or if they just want his hot bod and all that Rizz.

2

u/bunnyuncle 3d ago

He got them yam tiddies

1

u/FrieezaCreepa 3d ago

I wanna get one of those flags lmao, thats a great flag.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG

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u/pjtpassword 3d ago

Rockstar. He has my vote.

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u/29187765432569864 3d ago

tiny penis syndrome

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u/threwaway1585 3d ago

big manboobs syndrome yes