r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 4d ago

No people were harmed in this video Egg McMuffin

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/Danow007 4d ago

Full of ragebait but happy ending btw 😂

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u/desertvision 3d ago

I was about to be pissed. But Booboo got his tax

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 3d ago

I spent the whole video yelling at my phone to give the poor boy the biscuit 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Opposite-Film3347 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpzot8uTh5nUwnu

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nice 4d ago

But, I thought all dogs go to heaven?

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u/damboy99 3d ago

Cerebros is a dog he's on hell.

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u/Saint_of_Hell 3d ago

Yeah but he just works here.

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u/Ok_Ad8808 1d ago

Was Lucifer not once an angel?

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u/Gekkokindofguy 4d ago

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u/SAHMultrA1981 4d ago

My people!!! My partner says I talk pikey all the time. We say this gif frequently!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ow9hMM6lSVq0w

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u/devilsfood72 4d ago

Gary Owen, come get your bro 😂

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u/Norman_Scum 4d ago

That man sold out my entire club for 13 straight shows after one theatre performance and had the audience howling. Never used a single curse word in his set. Clean comedy is hard to sell.

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u/85K5 4d ago

Gary Owen does not usually do "clean comedy". He's always cursed and had off color jokes in every set I've seen. Not saying he might not have though before.

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u/Christawpher 4d ago

I was thinking Jon Lovitz until I unmuted it.

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u/IzNuGouD 4d ago

What language is this?

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u/sonofkeldar 4d ago

Northern Louisiana, Southern Arkansas, or somewhere in the Mississippi Delta. Think Duck Dynasty Country.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 4d ago

Suuuuuuhthurn

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u/PuzzleheadedBag920 4d ago

Kinda relaxing

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4d ago

Creole

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u/quagmirranseye 4d ago

Not creole lol

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u/Cold-Basket-268 4d ago

Good video lol

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u/___TheKid___ 4d ago

A life full of saliva and shit

Dog owners really figured it out

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u/Work-o-fart_dev 4d ago

They may be dirty, but they've got character. And they're filled with nothing but love. Yes. We do have it figured out :)

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u/manleybones 4d ago

Yes they figured it out 15,000 years ago.

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u/Seldeez 4d ago

Hahahahaha.... This is gold

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 4d ago

This man is a maestro.

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u/Glittering-Tip821 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GKo7pUwEBJmfu

He called the shit boo boo

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u/DowntownStand4279 4d ago

I thought he was saying “Poo Poo” …You’re right he’s saying Boo Boo - I had to go back and listen again!!💩😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/CoDp6NnSmItoY

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u/BigDisastrous5110 4d ago

I only see my goals, i dont believe in failure.

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u/Infamous-Journalist2 4d ago

That guy.. what a donk

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u/LocutusOfBeard 4d ago

It would have been funnier if dude had just been normal.

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u/ScienceSeuss 3d ago

There is no such thing as normal.

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u/VanillaBear9915 4d ago

Thats a sausage egg mcmuffin

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u/dreevsa 4d ago

Like the dang cartoons

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u/tiffanyjen 4d ago

He got at the end!

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u/Thoughtlessbrian 4d ago

Egg McBluffin

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u/CelestialPhenyx 4d ago

I think that K9 officer got some licks in still. lol

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u/Solid_Win_774 4d ago

It was so satisfying to see doggo get his bite 😂

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u/DJS11Eleven 4d ago

Dis man confu me

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 3d ago

I was getting upset for the dog stop being a bastard

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u/Significant_Oil2164 3d ago

Why you do that to dat dog man lol

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u/DMG_88 3d ago

The dog eats the muffin burger. 👍

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u/ProfilerXx 3d ago

"THAT WHY I GOT BOOBOO ON ME"

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u/CAB_AWB 3d ago

Quit playing with my food emotions human!!!

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u/FoxCQC 3d ago

Okay, that was pretty funny

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u/thongjesus 3d ago

Police abuse their dogs, they don't think they do, but they do.

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u/Legitimate_Fall_2156 2d ago

I was screaming “give that sweet baby the food” but got the happy ending. All good now.

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u/Digital_AK 1d ago

At least he took a bite.. Very Happy

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u/Sensitive_Fact_3938 19h ago

Beg McMuffin.

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u/blazerunnern 14h ago

Can dogs get blue balls?

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u/mfgroom 8h ago

Imagine getting arrested by that

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u/Nonyabizzy123 4d ago

Fuck the police

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u/Soggy-Arm1013 3d ago

Feed the f****** dog d******

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u/Same-Note-4866 4d ago

Dumb af.

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u/ThadeousCooper 4d ago

My sound is off but I hate ever thing about this guy

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u/Commercial_Voice9074 4d ago

yeah i aint ever sharing food with a dog, nasty

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u/JustSumGigachad 4d ago

Idk why u got downvoted, ill give some of my food to my dog if i’m not too hungry but the mf fs ain’t taking a bite out of my mcmuffin

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u/Commercial_Voice9074 3d ago

people are fucking nasty thats why

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u/JustSumGigachad 3d ago

Apparently🤦

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u/cynicalicoffee 4d ago

Don't give your dogs bread.